Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick
Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.
Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.
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(Page 2 of 3) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments16. my life's goal is to have him take me anally. i somehow think he has either a small penis, or paris has a small appetite, as he was at paris' for not very long (perhaps she was dirty and he got grossed out though, which is prob the case more than anything). paris, you need to clean yourself and get your shots. renaldo, you now just need to get your shots after being with that douchebag prostitute.
Posted at 5:59PM on Jun 14th 2009 by all hiltons are evil
17.
GREASY!?!?!?
Flat out racist drivel.
Without a doubt.
That's okay, keep on pretending that anyone with a Latin (which check your history, happens to include French and Italian ethnicities also) background are not 'white.'
For the management of TMZ, your background is also not 'white' under the general consensus of the United States of America, but you sure do pretend like you are part ot the club.
The U.S. really does need a reality check on this topic - time for people to be educated on this is way overdue.
Posted at 6:29PM on Jun 14th 2009 by The Voice
18. #1, I doubt he envies these people, he pretty much has free rein to F anybody that he probably wants.
Posted at 6:30PM on Jun 14th 2009 by The Voice
19. He is SIZZLIN! I'll take him.
Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 14th 2009 by A. Beaverhausen
20. They like blonde bimbos!!!
Posted at 9:00PM on Jun 14th 2009 by lynnee
21. PEDRO,
FIRST OFF, HE IS NOT "BROWN" BUT WHITE/CAUCASIAN AND 100% EUROPEAN! HE IS JUST YOUR TYPICAL "SOUTHERN" EUROPEAN (GREEK, SERBIAN, ITALIAN, FRENCH, SPANIARD, ETC.), WHO HAPPENS TO TAN EASILY.....ALTHOUGH THERE ARE ALSO SOME POLISH, GERMAN, IRISH, ETC, WHO HAPPEN TO TAN EASILY AS WELL.
"WHITE" IS COMMONLY USED IN AMERIKA FOR SOMEONE WHO IS YOUR TYPICAL AMERICAN WITH BLONDE HAIR/BLUE EYES BUT GUESS WHAT? ALL EUROPEANS ARE WHITE/CAUCASIAN NO MATTER HOW DARK THEIR HAIR IS, EYE COLOR, COMPLECTION, ETC.
LATINS ARE ALSO EUROPEAN!!! ALL EUROPEAN LANGUAGE HAVE LATIN IN IT. ALSO, THE ROMAN WERE LATIN, SO, YOU MEXICANS, PUERTO RICANS, CENTRAL AMERICANS, DOMINKANS, ETC. ARE NOT LATIN!!!! YOU JUST SPEAK "SPANISH" B/C UR ANCESTORS WERE FORCED TO LEARN IT WHEN SPAIN (WHITE/EUROPEAN COUNTRY) COLONIZED YOURS.
THE DESCENDANTS OF ROMANS INCLUDE: ITALIANS, ROMANIANS, SERBIANS (YES, THEY HAVE MORE ROMAN BLOOD THAN "SLAVIC" B/C THE NATIVES OF THE BALKANS WERE TRIBES THAT ASSIMILATED WITH THE ROMANS- ILLYRIANS, DACIANS, THRACIANS, EVEN GREEKS), EVEN SOME GERMANS, ETC, ETC.
REMEMBER JUST B/C SOMEONE IF ITALIAN, SPANIARD, GREEK, SERBIAN, BULGARIAN...."THE SOUTHERN EUROPEANS...MEDITERRANEANS/DINARIC PEOPLE (WITH DARK HAIR, EYES, ETC.) THEY ARE STILL WHITE/CAUCASIAN....THEY ARE EUROPEAN!!
Posted at 8:46PM on Jun 14th 2009 by MARINA
22. This dude has a nasty looking mug. Nothing sexy about him at all, and he is going to skin cancer on the peen.
Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 16th 2009 by Valentino
23. My baby had one night in Paris :( Tear drop
Posted at 9:11PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Julia Dee
24. OMFG
S0000000...HOTTTT!!!!!!
Posted at 9:56PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Damn IT!!
25. As a hispanic woman I am so over the brown shiny men. I do think he is good looking, but the way he carries himself and the people he associates with bring his stock down signifigantly.
Posted at 10:54PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Layne
26. AGAIN,
HE IS NOT A "BROWN" MAN! HE IS CAUCASIAN AND EUROPEAN! WTF IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE? HE IS PORTUGUESE AND CAUCASIAN/WHITE! HE IS EUROPEAN!
Posted at 11:55PM on Jun 14th 2009 by MARINA
27. lol first of all, as ya'll know, he is portuguese, and just came from europe, he probably hasnt even heard of Paris, so he doesnt know wat a slut she is, but he thought she's hot, and hooked up wit her.
2nd. he is the world's best Soccer player according to FIFA and UEFA, u all lames got nothing on him.
3rd. as u may see in the picture, he doesnt care what ya'll think, he doesnt live in this country anywayz lol
Posted at 1:52AM on Jun 15th 2009 by EURO GREASY!
28. He really needs to take that rosary off of his neck. It looks stupid and it's sacrilegious. What a douche bag!
Posted at 3:57AM on Jun 15th 2009 by WhiteRabbit
29. He should be wearing a hazmat suit after being with the infected skank.
Posted at 5:02AM on Jun 15th 2009 by snickers
30. Hey Marina, The People of Mexico central America and Puerto Rico are not just The indigenous Peoples. There are Creoles as well. Plenty are "whiter" than the southern europeans. Plenty of Northern Europeans consider the Latins to be of arab or african decent so don't get so mighty white on us. The germans in particular like to say that Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
We all still bleed red and crap brown in the end.
Posted at 7:20AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Cachita
