Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick
Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.
Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments31. ok face is funny in this picture, but DAMN that body is nice...anyone who's hating on him must be jealous, because it's undeniable
Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Jane
32. CACHITA,
MEXICANS, PR, CENTRAL AMERICANS ARE PREDOMINENTLY OF NATIVE INDIAN BOOD. OF COURSE, "SOME" MAY HAVE EUROPEAN ANCESTORY BUT IT IS NOT THAT HIGH OF A PERCENTAGE. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE SLAVES TO THE EUROPEANS, THEY WERE BEAT, TORTURED, FORCED TO LEARN "THEIR" EUROPEAN LANGUAGE, CHANGE THEIR NAMES, BECOME CHRISTIAN (CATHOLIC), ETC. THE SPANIARDS (OR ANY EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT COLONIZED ANOTHER)....THERE WAS A LAW NOT TO INTERMARRY/ASSIMILATE WITH THE LOWER RACE, WHICH TO THEM WAS THE NATIVES.
"SOUTHERN" EUROPEANS ARE ALSO BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, FAIR SKIN. THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY ARE SOMETIMES LOOKED AT AS THE DARKER (HAIR, EYES, LONGER NOSES, ETC.) BY OTHERS IS B/C OF THE WEATHER CLIMATE....THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO TEND TO TAN FAST BUT AGAIN, EVERY EUROPEAN COUNTRY HAS THEIR DARKER/LIGHT HAIRED, FAIR/EASILY TAN SKINNED, ETC.
EUROPEANS ARE ARYANS....ALL EUROPEANS ARE CAUCASIANS!! THE ONLY "BROWN" IN EUROPE ARE THE "ROMA" GYPSY, CERTAIN AFRIKANS (ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BLACK) AND POSSIBLY CERTAIN MEXICANS, PR, ETC. I AM FROM EUROPE AND HAVE MET MANY MEXICANS WHO WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PASS FOR EUROPEANS. OF COURSE, THERE ARE 100% EUROPEANS IN SOME OF THESE COUNTRIES BUT NOT EVERY MEXICAN, PR, DOMINIKAN, ETC. HAS EUROPEAN BLOOD. THAT IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!!
LAST, MEXICANS, PR, DOMINIKANS, ETC. ARE NOT LATIN!!!!!!! EUROPEANS ARE LATIN! THE REASONW HY U PEOPLE USE THAT WORD IS B/C THE US GOVERNMENT GAVE IT TO U...TO DESCRIBE THE SURROUNDING SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE (NOT EUROPE...SPAIN).
ALSO, LEBANESE, PERSIANS, CERTAIN ARABS ARE ALSO CONSIDERED "WHITE/CAUCASIAN." GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT.
Posted at 4:23PM on Jun 15th 2009 by MARINA
33. Another thing, you say many Europeans consider "Southern" europeans are Arabs and whatever else. Isn't it funny that these same "Southern" Europeans were also (and still are) big time fascists....were STRONG allies with HITLER and his Nazi Party.
To this day, you can find many Nazi organizations in Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece, etc.
Get real.
Posted at 4:26PM on Jun 15th 2009 by MARINA
34. will you tmz stop freaking calling him eurogreasy? just because he's gorgeous and no men at tmz are, doesn't mean you get to make fun of him.
the only negative thing is he hooked up with paris. gross.
Posted at 8:00PM on Jun 15th 2009 by ronaldo
35. Very , Very HOT!! He could came for the Brazil, I would love it!
Posted at 9:06PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Raissa
36. he's greasy and cheesy, just not manly enough
Posted at 10:53PM on Jun 15th 2009 by no thanks
37. #25 Cristiano is NOT 100% white he is of Morrocan descent. He's from the island of Madeira (Portugal) which is only about 300 miles off the coast of Africa so that may explain his hue. And who cares what race he is??? Why are you so hung up on him being white??? Also, TMZ, Cristiano's father loved Ronald Reagan for his acting not his politics.
Posted at 8:18AM on Jun 19th 2009 by Huddlin
38. he shoul stay at home he hot
the laidis going to crazy
Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by qween 7
