Jessica Alba -- Off the Hook

31. I could never get away with that, and neither should she! Dumb entitled midget bitch!

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Omar B

32. Someone needs to slap a poster on that fuggly face of hers!

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Karmaabeatch

33. Someone needs to plaster that poster on that fuggly NO-TALENT face of hers.

Posted at 7:58PM on Jun 15th 2009 by karmas a beatch

34. Well as a resident of Oklahoma I will be calling the district atty tomorrow to inform him that not only is he as dumb as she is but that I will make sure at election time everyone remembers what a useless piece of work he is. He files charges against people for less than vandalism with less evidence. Just because she is some celebrity does not mean she should not be charged. If it were some unknown tom dick or harry he would have filed charges and that person would be doing community service and paying the cost to clean that mess up and HEFTY fines for the dumb acts they commited. Hell if I went and taped some posters up I would prob be sittin up in county for 2 days to wait and see a judge just to get a bail hearing. I am just sayin if it were anybody else the outcome would different.

Posted at 10:35PM on Jun 15th 2009 by an oklahoman that will be calling the DA

35. her face looks like a big bowel movement. i hope scabies turn lethal.

Posted at 10:41PM on Jun 15th 2009 by carrie prejeanalicious - not

36. I want a girlfriend with a short skirt and a lot of shark posters.

Posted at 11:06PM on Jun 15th 2009 by wasted days and wasted nights

37. oklahoma city you suck.. if that would have been me.. I would be in jail.. that's a bunch of BS.. this only makes me hate her even more just for being a stupid dumb c**t...

her movie will flop...

Posted at 11:27PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Lucy

38. Albacore taste just like Jessica, an the shark just a filler! it just a long fin tuna! not ya everyday chicken of the sea in oklahomo!

Posted at 11:42PM on Jun 15th 2009 by ex laxs

39. Oh sure she gets off just cause she is a celeb. I would have sued her ass.

Posted at 11:52PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Tiffany

40. Of all the creatures we should exterminate it would be the great white shark. They compete with us for prime fresh sushi, and harass swimmers, all while serving no real purpose. Alba is a low IQ brat who is learning what daddy tried to teach her - that she is average.

Posted at 12:51AM on Jun 16th 2009 by Cal

41. More celebrity justice.

Posted at 2:00AM on Jun 16th 2009 by snickers

42. I think the shark reference is in regards to "jumping the shark".

Posted at 2:22AM on Jun 16th 2009 by The Truth

43. 1. You idiots who posts first, second, and if you can count, third are IDIOTS with no life. Jeesh. Don't you have a job or something?
2. Another perfect example of a person who we people look at like they are some sort of royalty (aka: celebs) and pretend they are better than we are. Why should we do this and why should they get special treatment? If I had done that I would be in jail calling an attorney, paying 5K to get out of it because I'm too stupid to have common sense.

Our country and civilization is going down fast. How sad.

Posted at 6:22AM on Jun 16th 2009 by You gotta be jokin

44. I think TMZ should stay neutral, like Sweden!

Posted at 8:08AM on Jun 16th 2009 by Linda Mott

45. with all the starving children in the world, what kind of a-hole worries about sharks anyway? i hope a shark eats her dumb ass.

Posted at 9:18AM on Jun 16th 2009 by jim