Megan Fox -- SINGLE!!!!!

31. Her statement doesn't sound convincing. Even it if were true, so what?

Posted at 5:42PM on Jun 16th 2009 by jaye

32. she's probably with shia

Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 15th 2009 by sam

33. Too bad you'd have to talk to her the next morning.

Posted at 11:25AM on Jun 15th 2009 by AJ

34. Maybe nice to look at, but expensive to get close. The dude that marries her is in a world of hurt - can you say expensive, bitter divorce. Bitter and expensive for the guy.

Posted at 11:27AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Terri

35. WHO CARRRRRRRES ANOTHER SINGLE WHORE....WHO GIVE A RATS ASSS....

Posted at 11:33AM on Jun 15th 2009 by WHO CARES

36. Keep 'em coming , TMZ.
I agree she's not as good an actress as Meryl Streep, but I really wouldn't be too interested in photos of Ms. Streep.

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 15th 2009 by pat c

37. Hey Megan Im a HillBilly Bible thumper ready to turn your Vagina into a clown car!!! Yeee Haaaa!

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 15th 2009 by FredNeck

38. All I care to know is what does her bunghole smell like? I want to sniff it to find out.

Posted at 11:42AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Nimrod

39. poor Megan, she'll never be able to show whether she can act or not, people are too shallow to care for anything except her looks...not that I blame them...she is HOT!

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 15th 2009 by emma

40. id like to lay a giant brown soft serve right around her belly button-- brown thaaaang

Posted at 12:26PM on Jun 15th 2009 by soft serve

41. In a year or so to save here career, Ms. Fox wll A) be a spokesperson for PETA/Domestic Violence/Save the Children campaign; B) become a lesbian; C) marry and divorce a rocker dude; or, D) visit The View/Oprah an complain how Hollywood has no good roles for women.

Posted at 12:09PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Chris

42. Sorry, I do not find her attractive. The lazy eyes are really weird. Let's move on to someone else please.

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 15th 2009 by kristen

43. Megan Fox says,

[On giving male writers an amped-up version of her past] "They're boys; they're easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand."

"Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 15th 2009 by Men Are Stupid

44. megan fox can eat soft serve.. conversational;ly speaking... plop spews from her idiotic mouth and it don't sound or smell like roses.... pllllooooppppp

Posted at 12:52PM on Jun 15th 2009 by conversation

45. Oh good. Thank god this over-hyped wannabe goth chick is single. I've always wanted to bang a girl that already looks like a used up porn star hag with a terrible complexion, and she's only in her early twenties. GAG. Give me Vanessa Marcil at 40 over this skank any say of the week.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jun 15th 2009 by John