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Shaq Eats Crow ... and Kobe's Ass

6/15/2009 1:49 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

While the Shaq-less Los Angeles Lakers enjoy the sweet taste of victory -- there's a 7-foot trash-talkin' ex-teammate who knows he's got a big helpin' of "Kobe Bryant's ass" comin' his way.

Check out the message Shaquille O'Neal just posted on his Twitter page ... spelling errors and all:
Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

Shaq and Kobe

Lakers PhotosObviously, this stems from Shaq's incredible rendition of "Kobe How My Ass Taste" -- a freestyle rap he dropped when Kobe and the Lake Show lost in the NBA Finals last year.

For the record -- that song ruled.

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demis bicycle seat    

good for the big man to eat some ass

1864 days ago
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awwwwwwww    

Big doofus...

1864 days ago
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Donald finally realized that Prejean gives crappy head    

kobe is a little bitch. he cheats on his wife, who herself is a codependent little whore. the only people who care about them are those in leased Escalades with no GED's and 20 kids by 15 different babiez mammaz.

1864 days ago
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hahahahahha!!!!!    

Wanna know what's nasty? Adam Glambert the loser would love to put this debate to an actual "taste" test

1864 days ago
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Diego    

You mean Shaq ate crow even though he and the Miami Heat won the 2006 Championship, two years after he left the Lakers, while it took Kobe and Lakers 5 years to win one without Shaq. Yeah, Kobe is a winner.

1864 days ago
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Harvey's Mom    

Shaq your ass tasted like Phil Jackson's finger


And now Kobe's Ass tastes like Shaq's tongue

Count the rings Shaq! You don't have this one!

1864 days ago
7.

Donald finally realized that Prejean gives crappy head    

kobe has a small one and takes it up his kobebutt.

1864 days ago
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why?    

The guys I know who watched the NBA finals were all retards. NBA = No brains allowed.

1864 days ago
9.

TMZ941    

Good for Kobe, Shaq is ready to be traded to the Cav's, thats why he's being so nice. NBA is finally over, NFL is on deck!!!!

1864 days ago
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Amy    

Shaq is a loser. He is not with the Lakers, his team sucks, he sucks at free throws. Why is he even trash talking?

1864 days ago
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BaldOuting.blogspot.com    

shaq should stick to basketball.

1864 days ago
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Ms.Rita    

11. these stupid laker fans are trying to start a riot in downtown LA right now but the cops are all over it........they already messed up a cop car...............honestly how many blacks and latiinos does it take to get a GED? answer: NONE. NO BLACK OR LATINO GETS A GED. THEY'RE ALL HIGH OR IN JAIL OR TOO STUPID OR SHOOTING EACH OTHER UP OR RAPPING OR KILLING EACH OTHER. sad, they're very pretty to look at and have big penises.

Posted at 1:34AM on Jun 15th 2009 by laker fans are losers
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DID EVEN SEE HOW MANY HISPANICS WERE THERE AND NOT MANY BLACKS AT ALL. WE DONT GO THERE.

THANK YOU!

1864 days ago
13.

Michael Madsen    

Give the RAPIST his ring....

1864 days ago
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Ms.Rita    

TMZ why no comment about the a s s h o l e s who live in Downtown Los Angeles. Throwing S H I T at our police. Then they started fires and fireworkS into the crowd. Making our city look like hoodlums. Downtown Los Angeles is manly a Hispanic area with many that are here illegally. We are all embarrassed by this behavior. Neither Comment Antonio nor Arnold. WTF!

The parade should be canceled or moved back to Inglewood where the Lakers came from. The Inglewood Police Department would have been out in full force from the beginning when the game ended.

They also started attacking the people driving in cars trying to turn their cars over. They blocked the freeway entrance and started walking on the damn Freeway. Then they attacked a Bus Driver and brook all the windows out of the bus. Put debris on the train that take people back to the other side of Los Angeles. Many of these people are now stranded in Downtown with their Children in tow.


NOTE TO ANTONIO VILLARAGOSSA. YOU CAN SPEAK UP FOR THE RALLIES WHY NOT THIS.

Oh I'm sorry...you were probably banging your new w h o r e


This is how these idiots in Office in California what the Country and the World to see California

1864 days ago
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Donald finally realized that Prejean gives crappy head    

>>>TO #13>>>>> ALL OF THEM WERE BLACK OR LATINO. ALL OF THEM. DID YOU GET THAT? ALL OF THEM. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THEM SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS OR TRYING TO GET INTO COLLEGE, BUT INSTEAD, THEY WERE ALL OUT SMOKING WEED AND CAUSING TROUBLE. SO YEH, I SAW THEM. NOW WHAT?????? NOW WHAT???????????

1864 days ago
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