Billy Joel -- NY Restaurant State of Mind

Billy JoelA box of chocolates, a dozen roses ... or an Italian restaurant in the Hamptons -- not all gifts for the wife are created equal.

Sources tell us Billy Joel is looking to buy his wife Katie Lee the aforementioned Italian restaurant, and we're told he's eying a spot in Sag Harbour, NY.

Katie Lee, who is four years older than her stepdaughter Alexa Ray, is a chef in her own right and served as the first host of Bravo's "Top Chef."

And now a snippet from Billy's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"...

"A bottle of white, a bottle of red
Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead
We'll get a table near the street
In our old familiar place"


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31. Old farty men think they look cool and younger when they marry really young women, but they really look pathetic and trite. Of course she's going to cheat on him. He's old and unattractive. He's using her, and she's using him. it's sad because he's a talented guy and is diminished by this.

Posted at 5:35PM on Jun 16th 2009 by Loser

32. It really is sad. But the problem is, old men behave like fools to impress OTHER old men -- their contemporaries. Deep down, they know the young women are repulsed by them, so they drink and lie to themselves, but strut like peacocks when in the presence of their male friends who can ALSO afford to purchase young women who care nothing about them. It's a vicious cycle of male stupidity fueled by ego and a looming fear of mortality. Only the strongest, most secure men can rise above it and be content with all stages of life.

Posted at 12:54AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Edumacated

33. Poor Billy Joel looks like an old fool when he's photographed standing next to his young and beautiful wife.

Another old dried up geezer (Hugh Hefner comes to mind) who also robs the cradle. I'm sure one of his future girlfriends is being born today in some hospital somewhere in the USA.

Viagra is one hell of a drug.

Posted at 1:51AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Daisy Louise

34. Heah, I want some guy to buy me a reataurant too. I can cook.

What do I have to do for it? Oh, sleep with an old geezer every night. Hell No!! Back to my low paying crappy job with long hours. Damn, having integrity is no fun.

Posted at 1:50AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Miss Daisy Lou

35. Imagine yourself, a beautiful young woman lying in bed in a sexy lingerie on your honeymoon night. Your body is ripe and you are ready for lovemaking. Your beautiful hair drapes across the pillow. Your lips are moist and ready for kissing the man you love. The champagne is chilling in the ice bucket. The roses fill up the room with the smell of love. Your diamond wedding ring is a reminder of your eternal dedication to this wonderful man you have married.

Your much older dried up new husband is lying next to you. He gently farts out remnants of tonight's gourmet wedding cake. His wrinkles are glistening in the soft moonlight. The droopy wrinkle bags around his eyes are affectionate as they long for your curves. His wig piece in lying on the nightstand, yes, completely out of the way. HIs bald spot is sweaty because he is overwhelmed by his love for you. His saggy ass is in a pair of silk trousers, so he gently removes them for his new wife.

Oh, what a night to remember and many, many more to come.

Posted at 2:12AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Sue Lynn

36. too bad they are getting divorced instead of buying a restaurant together.... now he will be a lot poorer and she can buyher own restaurant...

Posted at 7:14PM on Jun 17th 2009 by fb

37. SueLynn - That was so funny! :-)
Hey everyone - wonder if she's still gonna get her restaurant? I just read that she and Billy are now separated. What a difference a day makes.

Posted at 9:50AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Rita

38. She's a chef?? Baloney! When Billy met her she was a hostess at a restaurant on Main St in Sag Harbor. She actually seated my wife and I once. The closest she ever came to cooking was jiffy-pop on the stove top. It wasn't until she married her suggardaddy that, suddenyl, she's a 'chef'. Give me a break. Just because your father - I mean husband - can get you on Top Chef and Good Morning America doesn't make you a chef. It just makes you a pitiful goldigger that's married to a guy with more money (and viagra) than brains. If it's wasn't for Billy coming along, she'd still be filling water glasses and checking off names at that place in Sag

Posted at 10:20PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Wish I was Him

39. Mr. Eddie Spaghetti you need to learn how to speak proper english or atleast write it...Give me a break..... All Italians need to eat is Spaghetti, (I can imagine how you look, if all you like to eat is Spaghetti)...... Italians have really good dishes and lots of them......Take a trip to Italy and try some authentic italian food.....Get over your self... Your just jealous because you probably don't have anyone to cook anything but Spaghetti for you......Leave Billy Joel alone with his personal problems.....

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by American Me

40. Fiction creates reality: "There we were waving Billy and Katie goodbye
Oh oh (...)"

Posted at 6:13PM on Jun 24th 2009 by Austeriana

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