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Ronaldo's

Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

6/17/2009 10:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

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Euro-Greasy
rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.

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First whores!    

First bitches. Too slow losers!

1869 days ago
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KELLYP    

YUMMMM!

1869 days ago
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maggie    

Eeeuck I am SO not into veins

1869 days ago
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Lyla    

you are gay

1869 days ago
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yeah....and?    

......yeah, and them flips flops make him look a little bit like he has some sugar in his tank too.

Those are girls shoes dude! You look like a gay man on the beach, not a hot ball player! Those shoprts are shiny!

1869 days ago
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dug    

Come on people.. stop being clueless.. another greasy loser who yes, got a big pay day but should be halted... so, people do not think soccer players are on steroids? Get over it.. learn it, live it, know it.. yes, he shoots roids into his thigh people.. why? because it makes him run faster, kick the ball harder and gives him more strength and stamina... I bet most don't realize that track athletes shoot roids into their calves for the same reason... and no, one doesn't have to shoot roids from h..s. on to get into college, than from college shoot more to get into the pros and die by age 60..... they aren't all the football stereo typical large bodies roid majorily advantaged losers over all natural athletes.. they are little and scrubby/greasy like this loser that do it less, but shoot in favored athletic body part - hence the leg for soccer.. know it, live it, deal with it.. he is a scam, not natural and not deserving.. it could be tough to be better on roids.. yawn.

1869 days ago
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Mr. A    

He's really a cyborg made of Endo Metal Skeleton.

1869 days ago
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Banbha    

EWWWWWW! So not into the feminine euro man! Like a real man!

1869 days ago
9.

Anita    

Harvey and crew -

stop lusting after Cristiano and Tom Brady!! Both men are straight!!
So eat your hearts out.

1869 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

TMZ... Camel TOes are one thing ... Butt-Holes are quite another... the majority of your interactive audience are turned -off by this kind of imagery... it's unpleasant to look at, it's not news, it's European, it's veiny, it actually emanates an odor and... it touched Paris... puh-lease ... let this guy go... not working...

1869 days ago
11.

Joe    

This is what I want to look like after gender reassignment transitioning treatments.

1869 days ago
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:what ev errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    

That's hot.

1869 days ago
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flower    

Looks like he shops for shoes in the women's department.

1869 days ago
14.

meg    

it's not attractive when guys shave their legs.....just sayin'...

1869 days ago
15.

something smells    

is he gay or just eurotrash???

1869 days ago
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