This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.
Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.
Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts
6/17/2009 10:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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