This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic. 
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.
Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.
1. First bitches. Too slow losers!
Posted at 10:06AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Me
2. YUMMMM!
Posted at 10:07AM on Jun 17th 2009 by kellyp928
3. Eeeuck I am SO not into veins
Posted at 10:07AM on Jun 17th 2009 by maggie
4. you are gay
Posted at 10:09AM on Jun 17th 2009 by . . .
5. ......yeah, and them flips flops make him look a little bit like he has some sugar in his tank too.
Those are girls shoes dude! You look like a gay man on the beach, not a hot ball player! Those shoprts are shiny!
Posted at 10:17AM on Jun 17th 2009 by do tell, do tell
6. Come on people.. stop being clueless.. another greasy loser who yes, got a big pay day but should be halted... so, people do not think soccer players are on steroids? Get over it.. learn it, live it, know it.. yes, he shoots roids into his thigh people.. why? because it makes him run faster, kick the ball harder and gives him more strength and stamina... I bet most don't realize that track athletes shoot roids into their calves for the same reason... and no, one doesn't have to shoot roids from h..s. on to get into college, than from college shoot more to get into the pros and die by age 60..... they aren't all the football stereo typical large bodies roid majorily advantaged losers over all natural athletes.. they are little and scrubby/greasy like this loser that do it less, but shoot in favored athletic body part - hence the leg for soccer.. know it, live it, deal with it.. he is a scam, not natural and not deserving.. it could be tough to be better on roids.. yawn.
Posted at 10:15AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Dug
7. He's really a cyborg made of Endo Metal Skeleton.
Posted at 10:16AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Mr. A
8. EWWWWWW! So not into the feminine euro man! Like a real man!
Posted at 10:19AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Beansi
9. Harvey and crew -
stop lusting after Cristiano and Tom Brady!! Both men are straight!!
So eat your hearts out.
Posted at 10:23AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Herb
10. TMZ... Camel TOes are one thing ... Butt-Holes are quite another... the majority of your interactive audience are turned -off by this kind of imagery... it's unpleasant to look at, it's not news, it's European, it's veiny, it actually emanates an odor and... it touched Paris... puh-lease ... let this guy go... not working...
Posted at 10:28AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Iam Smartman
11. This is what I want to look like after gender reassignment transitioning treatments.
Posted at 10:30AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Joe
12. That's hot.
Posted at 10:35AM on Jun 17th 2009 by just another hollywood douche bag
13. Looks like he shops for shoes in the women's department.
Posted at 10:41AM on Jun 17th 2009 by flower
14. it's not attractive when guys shave their legs.....just sayin'...
Posted at 11:26AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Mega
15. is he gay or just eurotrash???
Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 17th 2009 by suburbandrudgery
