Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.



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31. EWWW!!!! Men should not wear sandals!!!!!!! EVER! Especially girl sandals!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jun 17th 2009 by Gwen

32. This guy is just plain gross! No wonder Paris Hilton likes him!

Posted at 11:52AM on Jun 17th 2009 by mewithanopinionthatmatters!

33. #24 is a moron.. I played professional baseball and NCAA D1 hockey and knew soccer losers who roided up... you have to get over yourself and get a clue and understand.. but than again - you might have made it to ncaa 3 athletics. but highly doubtful... so, players get randomly roid tested... hmmm let's see.. do you think there are hundreds of companies profiting off of millionaire athletes trying to mask roid yes. (of course) or do you think a few independent labs who don't profit but lose money trying to find these cheats and losers.. hmmmm get a clue, get educated.. understand it.. know it.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 17th 2009 by dug

34. He's surely not an American man, those shorts are hot!!!! Cause American Men afraid to show some legs these days and
cover them with those big long buggy ugly shorts that sometime look like they are wearing skirts !

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Dean

35. Gwen @ 30 must be a tard. Sandals were created in ancient Greece to be worn by prestigious and noble MEN. The Romans further developed the concept in outfitting their legions of conquest with the footwear and then went on to forge an empire. Meanwhile the WOMEN stayed home, spent his money, got fat, got together and yapped for hours on end about nothing of significance, probably wondering why they were all BAREFOOT and pregnant.

Posted at 12:19PM on Jun 17th 2009 by SJ

36. Did somebody say STEROIDS? C'mon TMZ. Veins on the surface are 100% tell tale sign of steroid use, PERIOD. If that look impresses you I suggest you get yourself on high doses of testosterone.

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 17th 2009 by joeinl.a.

37. YUCK!!!!!!

Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 17th 2009 by lynnee

38. LMAO @ DUG. loser. baseball sux first of all. soooo slow and they're mostly fat, even on roids!!! second, wtf does ncaa anything have to do with PROFESSIONAL soccer??? i doubt very much that u know ANY pro soccer players.....and if ur talking about MLS thats hardly pro. my womens team can match half those mls teams....but anyways, u clearly dont have a clue. these labs obviously get paid by the pro soccer leagues and fifa to test these players at random. and they dont protect anybody no matter how much money theyre worth. case in point, rio ferdinand. i dont expect u to know who that is but he's currently one of the best defenders in the WORLD and a few years back was suspended for about a year for refusing a drug test! wut now? clown!

Posted at 12:44PM on Jun 17th 2009 by manUchick

39. Ewwwwwww! That's nasty!

Posted at 12:48PM on Jun 17th 2009 by hey you

40. That is beyond digusting!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Jamie

41. Ronaldo is teh sexiset man on the planet. More men should try to look like that!

Posted at 1:04PM on Jun 17th 2009 by ham-a-rama

42. Ronaldo is the sexiest man on the planet! More men should try to get in shape and look like THAT!!! YUM!!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jun 17th 2009 by ham-a-rama

43. HE IS GAY AND SO ARE HIS FLIP FLOPS

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 18th 2009 by suekay

44. Ok SJ... You can have your girly sandal wearing man.

Thanks for the history lesson next time try not to take the the TMZ blog so seriously.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Gwen

45. What's with everybody's racial slurs?? It's pretty horrible, and sad to read in the year 2009!
Anyway, say what you want about CR9 (now), just Youtube his name and watch what he can do! Sometimes, I'm not even sure he's from this planet! Thay don't call it 'The Beautiful Game' for nothing!

Posted at 1:35PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Julia Dee

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