Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.



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46. I think everyone needs to stop being a bunch of haters. If you were a man you would want to look like that and make that much money and be the best soccer player in the world(who are you kiding). Ladies if that man came up to you, you would give him anything he wants. He is more than an USA MAN.

Posted at 1:25PM on Jun 25th 2009 by Portugal

47. Those arent veins, that is Paris' crotch fungus spreading throughout his system.

Posted at 2:08PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Rovex

48. Oh please, it's a touched up pic

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Fina

49. Men hate on him, because they know they will Never look that good no matter how hard they try. And some angry women hate on him because they know a guy like that would never look their way. Im not a hater, that man is gorgeous. His body is Ridiculous! Those types of shorts are what many Western European men wear to the beach. Americans are so stupid, oohh, he's wearing really short shorts, he must be gay! Fricking idiots.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Posh

50. nicely said julia dee......but just one thing, he's still #7 for portugal so in a way he's still cr7

Posted at 2:07PM on Jun 17th 2009 by manUchick

51. I just barfed.

Posted at 2:10PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Jen

52. You think those legs are fugly, now. Wait 'til he reaches middle age!

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 17th 2009 by cicely sisson

53. If he is Eurotrash then we are the Ugly American Trash!

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Habbibbi

54. Thanks # 48! Haha-but actually he's #17 with Portugal- :)

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Julia Dee

55. OK i am the first to say that this man is BE-autiful, but is he GAY? There is not a hair on that man's body, wax much?

Posted at 3:51PM on Jun 17th 2009 by GO-BAMA

56. 22. is he gay or just eurotrash???

Posted at 11:13AM on Jun 17th 2009 by suburbandrudgery


I'll take Gay Eurotrash for $2000 please.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 17th 2009 by AMANDA

57. F--k you all.

Posted at 5:34PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Ihma Khunt

58. Nice legs!

Posted at 5:55PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Nair

59. Can somebody say, S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S ?!?!?

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 17th 2009 by Call 'em like I see 'em

60. OMG! He just keeps getting better and better.... about the only reason I even visit TMZ any more is just for my daily pic of Ronaldo - the worlds hottest man!!!

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 17th 2009 by TONY

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