Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.



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76. ewwwwww. he lookes nasty so not into vains....they just look nasty..yuckkkkkkk..
n yeah he looks so damm gay...

Posted at 12:40PM on Jun 18th 2009 by emily

77. Most pro football players(soccer) have legs like this. What's the big deal. American football and baseball players are fat and roided up. Soccer players have been tested for the past 20 years. If they test positive, they get heavy sanctions.

Posted at 3:23PM on Jun 18th 2009 by SoccerRick

78. Hey ManU Chick-who ever said I cared about any team but Ronaldo?!? I think he feels the same way...LoLzz :)

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 18th 2009 by Julia Dee

79. Maybe he has an ingrown toenail =P

Posted at 11:43PM on Jun 18th 2009 by Julia Dee

80. is he gay ? that's the gayest "outfit" I've ever seen. Does he wear matching lip gloss ?

Posted at 1:56AM on Jun 19th 2009 by Ann

81. THIS MAN IS MENT TO BE SEXY I DONT THINK SO SOMEHOW VEINS DONT DO IT FOR ME

Posted at 6:27AM on Jun 19th 2009 by ashleigh

82. i didnt know ronaldo was a team. thought he was a person. my apologies. either way u were still wrong saying he's #17 cuz pretty sure as of last years euro cup he was #7. i mean i only have the jersey to prove it, but what do i know?

Posted at 11:18AM on Jun 19th 2009 by manUchick

83. Whatever, ManU Chunk-Those smoke signals didn't reach me yet!! =P

Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 19th 2009 by Julia Dee

84. He's gonna be CR9 now anyway, Which is my # . I was born on the 9th day of the 9th month :) Go CR9! :)

Posted at 9:48PM on Jun 19th 2009 by Julia Dee

85. ronaldo is soooooo hot!!

Posted at 8:42PM on Jun 20th 2009 by Amy

86. HOTTNESS. I don't think he can do anything wrong in my book. Besides Paris Hilton of course.

Posted at 1:26AM on Jun 21st 2009 by Jaz

87. i dont like him as a player, but i gotta admit he's got a sick body. if i had legs like that id be wearing those shorts too.

all u people making fun of the guy cause he's wearing flip-flops need to get your fat asses off the couch and go to the beach.

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by GlobalDia

88. I wear flip flops, at the beach everytime
Thanks for the comment of being gay!!.
but we in europe and portugal are straighter then all the gay guys from us.

Posted at 5:42PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by Zacky

89. why is everyone hatin on him? if u dont have nothing good to say dont!
for dug he doesnt take roids hes a true athelete hes played since he was
a kid thats why hes like that because thats all he does is play!
he doesnt take roids because manchester is always having tournaments
and they check well now hes on real madrid but in europe soccer is a big
thing and they would now if someone like him would do that! trust me
well he's awsome the best red devil in history and got world player of the year award!

Posted at 12:31AM on Jul 20th 2009 by alex

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