Ronaldo's Main Vein Pops Out of His Shorts

Posted Jun 17th 2009 9:58AM by TMZ Staff

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo's worth $130 million -- dude's legs are practically bionic.

Euro-Greasy rocked the Baywatch style shorty-shorts out in L.A. yesterday.

Sure, we give the guy all sorts of crap -- but the dude's built like a frickin' machine.