Sarah Jessica Parker -- See No Evil, Hear No Evil
An un-pregnant Sarah Jessica Parker put Surro-Gate out of her mind Wednesday afternoon by going jogging around NYC.
SJP looks good for a woman who is expecting twins.
An un-pregnant Sarah Jessica Parker put Surro-Gate out of her mind Wednesday afternoon by going jogging around NYC.
SJP looks good for a woman who is expecting twins.
16. Parker? Lady... I ain't drivin that thang.
Posted at 1:59AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
17. Sarah to Slurpy... Sarah to Slurpy... I think we're being watched.
Posted at 2:02AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
18. Hmmm... this Slurpy doesn't have a heart beat...
Posted at 2:02AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
19. I'll be a great mom.. I mean Mat will be a great Mom.
Posted at 2:03AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
20. Yah... I'll have a strawberry Smoothie, small fries... and um... a couple of kids.
Posted at 2:05AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
21. It seems like everyone on this post is just trying to outdo each other with their cruel, stupid, adolescent comments. Do you not think this woman is just a little stressed out as she awaits for the arrival of her twins?
Posted at 2:06AM on Jun 18th 2009 by GrowUpAlready
22. No, Great Ruler of Skankurn, the earthlings think I'm using an i-pod.
Posted at 2:08AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
23. I'm so excited... I'm having Twins! Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that delivery room.
Posted at 2:10AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
24. Pres. Clinton once told me, " Why have kids when you can smoke a cuban instead?"
Posted at 2:12AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
25. Look... why's everyone coming down on me... when you marry a homosexual... ya get creative when it comes to having kids.
Posted at 2:14AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
26. Come on, Sarah, a couple more laps around the park and you will get there, girl... the delivery weight of your twins.
Posted at 2:16AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
27. I wonder if it's time to tell the Press my real job is terrorizing Munchkins in Oz.
Posted at 2:18AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
28. I dunno why everyone's on Letterman's back? My surrogate got knocked-up by A-Rod in the seventh inning Stretch.
Posted at 2:20AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
29. Just a sec... if we have two kids and one ends up not liking Sex in the City... can we sell it?
Posted at 2:22AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman
30. And now, Johnny... I hold the last SJP joke of the night.....
(wild applause)
Ugh... he, he... okay. uh... thank you, Buffalo gas breath.. Uh... it was so hot in Burbank today...
(audience in unison) How hot was it?
It was so hot...Sarah Jessica Parker's twins "popped" outta her sports bra.
Posted at 2:27AM on Jun 18th 2009 by Iam Smartman