Jesus Cristiano!
Here's Madonna's sexy boy toy, Brazilian model Jesus Luz in Milan today (left) -- and Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo tanning his smooth, supple flesh in Beverly Hills (right). 
It's a good Friday!
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(Page 3 of 4) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments31. Gotta love the HATERS!!!!!
Cristiano has dated, ban*ed, whatever you wanna call it a good portion of Europe's hottest models and continues to do so. And from the looks of things, he went there with Paris as well, and I'm sure countless other ladies while on his stint here in the U.S.
Jesus is ban*ing Madonna, for now.
At the end of the day, most wish they were 1/2 as fit as these guys are, especially Cristiano and making 1/8 the $$$ he is.
If that were the case, some of the amusement parks in the good ole USA wouldn't have to be re-fitting their rides with WIDER seats to accomodate their visitors.
Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 19th 2009 by Keep HATING
32. Believe me,
Both of these men or closet, gay studs!
Posted at 1:59PM on Jun 21st 2009 by Mistress DuPree
33. JESUSSSSS...THERE IS ONE OF THE HOTTIEST HOMOSAPINES OF THE ENTIRE PLANET...CRISTIANO IS WOUUU
JUSUS IS ALLLLLLLLLLLL
Posted at 8:07AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Dale
34. jesus looks like a waste of a life.
the guys head is mine, christiano had just came in my mouth and i was too busy swallowing to pose for the photo.
Posted at 10:17PM on Jun 19th 2009 by pizza lasagna
35. i'd love to watch these two go at it... and then crawl in between them !!
Posted at 10:22PM on Jun 19th 2009 by el polacko
36. I don't think they are hot .. and it really does look like a dude between Ronaldo's legs. Too Greasy.
Posted at 10:24PM on Jun 19th 2009 by Yard24
37. To keep HATING- Do you really think that these two posers have the admiration of that many people? Yeah, they have money and young bodies and eff a bunch of aging rock stars and actresses, but is that what we are supposed to idolize? I know you think your comments are witty and your probably patting yourself on the back for having someone reply to this nonsense, but you are disillusioned if you think that most want to be like them. Being chased by has been cougars because you're a young boy toy is not a great accomplishment.
Yeah, this is an overweight country we live in. but it is still the greatest country in the world. I'm sure that's something we can agree on. Unless you're a commie. You're not a commie, are you?
Posted at 11:10PM on Jun 19th 2009 by Who's next?
38. Rocky is going to knock out his greasy peen.
Posted at 12:45AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Sully
39. I will now renounce my Christian faith...
Thanks! You greasy Jesus...
Posted at 2:43AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Madonna is whore
40. I met this dude and he smelled like baby poop...
Posted at 3:13AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Jesus smelled like baby poop
41. OMG i was pissed of when i saw this pic well cris is hot and jesus too i love this pic but they sud have put another cristiano ronaldo pic they look similar to my feeling this to hot portuguese guys but jesus is brazil but most brazil people have portuguese rooth i have to go to portugal this summer crIs u are HOT
Posted at 5:28AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Sana
42. I wanne do it to 2 of them so sexy am single hot black with big bubes lol and its for free
Posted at 5:44AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Sana
43. why does this picture recall images of that watermelon being smashed with a sledge hammer???!! i don't know..maybe ptsd??
Posted at 6:32AM on Jun 20th 2009 by i'd have to be a pedophile to think that was hot...
44. JJESUS ALL THE WAY....MADONA & JESUS JUSUS IS SXY AND COOL , HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT OTHERS THAN HI'S WORK, WORK ON IT JESUS...
Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 20th 2009 by Dale
45. YUCK! Cheeeezz bag!! Run girls!!!!
Posted at 8:45AM on Jun 20th 2009 by Amers
