Cops Muzzle Lindsay Lohan

31. Come on people, don't yall have anyone else other than Lindsey to put on TMZ? She is getting just as old and boring to read about as Paris Hilton.
There are so many other interesting celebrities to speak of. Leave it alone already!!

Posted at 12:57PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by Sarah Henke

32. trash

Posted at 1:02PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by NYC123

33. The losers hate Lindsay because of her beauty,success and talent.
Their lives are so empty,they are jealous of people who are superior to them.

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by jm

34. I want some too!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by Starman

35. Lohan is joke

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by DF

36. Around these here parts of TZM, I'm considered the 'Sheriff'. And all these little PAP reetards you see everywhere are considered 'my possee'- keeping an eye on all the 'JEWELRY bandits'! So, you can try to stick somethin' in your little blouse..or you can try shovin' sumthin' up your CRANNY! But I guarantee you, if I don't see it- someone else will- and I take screen shots of EVERYTHING! If I ever do 'drop the ball'- which I personally don't do..where was I? MY POINT IS- these babies got my back! Like little one eyed bird dogs! And, I happen to have screen shots of everything- PER MY REQUEST! Alot of people say "Why"? I say WHY THE F- HECK NOT?! I think that TZM would agree with me. Wouldn't you, TZM? I could make Watergate look like some kind of 'boyscout jamboree'. I have a highlight reel that would knock your socks off- where I have actually PENETRATED PERPETRAITORS! I think this is gonna clench the deal- movin' on up in the TZM hierarchy type situation..because I do plan on moving 'up'- I do! I do plan on moving up!

Posted at 2:22PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by SHERIFF EL DOUCHE, M.D.

37. THE POUNDING RITHYM OF THE DEBIL MUZIC IS SATIATIN' AND WHILE LIL' LILO GETS HER GROOVE ON- SHE GETS SO EXCITED THAT SHE DON'T WANNA HIDE IT!!

Posted at 2:44PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by REV. EL DOUCHE, M.D.

38. Every new post about this problem slacker is proof that the entertainment media don't have anything better to do with their time.

Is she doing something for charity? Does she have some new entertainment venture coming out? No, the only pictures ever taken of her are on "vacation" from doing nothing and going in and out of clubs looking wasted. She obviously didn't give a damn about her rehab and didn't learn anything from it.

Are outlets like TMZ just following her hoping to get a meltdown on camera?

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by DaisyB

39. #36 or #37 Reverend or Sheriff El Douche M.D. - or whatever the hell your name is - time to get off the pipe - STAT!!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by magentapyramid

40. she is so a train wreck....she needs an aducation

Posted at 4:53PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by lancegol

41. I believe I may have some sympathy for poor Lindsay Lohan. Is this the result of bad parenting, bad advice, and more....? Lindsay, take a break from your current life and come live a normal life for a while...you need good guidance, good mental therapy, and someone who honestly cares about what happens to you. My prayers are with you, and I wish you only the best for peace in your life. Please, take care of yourself because I do not believe anyone else is doing or will do that.

Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 22nd 2009 by Feeling sorry for Lindsay

42. ewwww she looks like chucky what a ugly weirdo

Posted at 12:23AM on Jun 23rd 2009 by Mr Shagwell

43. A Muzzle will not work on this turd!!!

Somebody please shoot this ginger with a Tranquilizer…

Posted at 2:29AM on Jun 23rd 2009 by freckle taint

44. I can bet you a million bucks that her neighbors want her OUT OUT OUT of the neighborhood. She's gonna make the home values in that area go DOWN DOWN DOWN.

Posted at 2:44AM on Jun 23rd 2009 by jim

45. get a life girl already move on from that whatever it is HE/SHE yeah i went there and no i won't be nice!

Posted at 3:29AM on Jun 23rd 2009 by lany