Brad Pitt -- Saved by the Paparazzi

16. ahhh to be that pap... he would never go home to that witch again. i'd make a great stepmother hahaha

kudos to phil for the fight club quote

Posted at 8:26PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by MichLuv

17. Whos Brad Pitt? Better yet, who cares who he is!

Posted at 8:27PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by Jenny

18. I just have one comment/request.....just one - who is that sizzlin' hot pap? PLEASE give up a name, email, tweet, pix, something.......

Posted at 8:32PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by YNOTME

19. WOW, i almost forgot there were other celebrities in the world. LOL

Posted at 8:31PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by AMB

20. ALRIGHTY NOW, THE SECOND NON-MJ STORY, WE'RE ON A ROLL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done Brad Pitt, and he wasn't even acting. Ah, this literary fresh air is amazing. Good going Pitt and TMZ videographers, out to save the mass attention's day.

Posted at 8:45PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by PolarBear

21. Did you know Michael Jackson once owned a motorbike?

Posted at 8:45PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by leave the gun, take the cannolis.

22. Um, is it just me or is Brad sitting awfully close? Looks like he thinks the paps as hot as the rest of you guys. lol

And look at Brad's right hand in the pic with the bike. Was he washing dishes before he left the house and forget to take off his gloves? :D

Posted at 8:46PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by Antoinette

23. Antoinette, you be one silly girl. That's a telephoto lens, everything is zoomed in closer, so the depth of the car in the center of the image is reduced. As for his glove, that is only the finest Swedish Corinthian Amazonian soft hide leather used by top celebrity motorcyclists since 1827 down the hills of Virginia when neither she or any other Americans had internal combustion engine vibrators at their disposal.

Posted at 8:56PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by PolarBear

24. Hilarious. I wonder how that conversation went.

Posted at 9:12PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by adhy

25. that man is the new brad pitt.. whoo hoo.. tell us more !!!

Posted at 9:30PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by we miss M J

26. If you can't fix your bike, you shouldn't be riding one!

Posted at 9:46PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by Butthole Surfers

27. Brad pitt loves Botox. Johnny depp is cooler than brad pitt will ever be.

Posted at 10:04PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by he sucks

28. Give us some info on the paparazzi guy. maybe he can take over Brad's place in hollywood and get movies made unlike brad who's movie got dumped by all of the major studios. none of them wanted to make his movie. The paparazzi guy might be able to get it done.

Posted at 10:06PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by he sucks

29. Brad is so hot and it was an x17 pap who picked him up. Brad's hellmet had letters on it that said Daddys Helmet and the kids drew pictures all over it, you can view it on x17 really cute.

Posted at 10:19PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by love him

30. #28 love him-Because he is too busy buying children from other countries!!

Posted at 10:41PM on Jul 2nd 2009 by who gives a shit