Oscar Mayer's Funeral Wish -- No Wienermobile

31. Michael Jackson is dead!Omg will there be a memorial or something.?Will tmz cover any of story?.Will CNN cover it probally?He was a big star one time i think.What about the children omg the children.They could be wrong you know.They said Betty White was dead and she wasnt.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jul 8th 2009 by don from canada

32. Amanda, that right there is pretty funny.

Posted at 5:00PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Poor Betty White. First McCartney This Morning And Now Her

33. I do Bill.

Posted at 5:06PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Amanda

34. Thanks for the offer there Jimbo but no "cocktail" for me. I need the full dog.

Posted at 5:08PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Amanda

35. amazing that a guy who ate hot dogs all day lived to be 95... just saying

Posted at 5:30PM on Jul 8th 2009 by imafly

36. Yeah, thanks there Jimbo but I need a big dog.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Amanda

37. I would love a big wiener at my funeral!!!!!!bologna!

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 8th 2009 by danielle

38. What...No one is complaining that Mr. Oscar Mayer's death was ignored because of Michael Jackson?

This man (Mayer) has done so much for the hotdog community. Let us rally together and show the world that we shall not stand for such injustice!! He was taken away from us too soon. 95 years is not long enough to enjoy the sweet rewards that swine grinding can create.

He's gone, gone, gone!!

His legacy shall remain that "OSCAR MAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A"!

So thank you Mr. Mayer, for all that you have done. Thank you for allowing us to believe that we all can me a weiner if only we wish!

If you make it to heaven b4 I do...save a seat for me!!

P.S. Say "what it do" to MJ for me!

--HOT DOG LOVER

Posted at 5:28PM on Jul 8th 2009 by ROMYOE

39. WOW all these famous people dying. I thought they only happened in threes. But I guess if you go along starting with David Carradine, it did happen in threes. MJ was the first in a new set from my calculations.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Maria

40. He evidently died of "no sense of humor"!

Posted at 5:34PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Mustangsally5266

41. hes working in the wiener-snitchel in the sky!!

Posted at 5:33PM on Jul 8th 2009 by danielle

42. Remember how KFC started running gansta rap commercials after the founder died? I bet they bury him in it! lol

Posted at 5:38PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Billy Bogart

43. 95 is pretty good for a diet filled with hot dogs.

Posted at 5:57PM on Jul 8th 2009 by eattrn

44.

Finally Some One with Class !!!

Send thia story to the Jacksons

Posted at 6:13PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Makes Since

45. 8. Betty White died?

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 8th 2009 by ???


Betty White is Alive and Well..... Bea Aurthur is the Golden Girl who passed last month.

Posted at 6:13PM on Jul 8th 2009 by Makes Since