Ashton & Demi -- Married with Abs

16. They both look great!! In the case of my husband and I, it is not true that "Most people's bods go downhill after getting hitched." We have been married for over 28 years and are 51 and 50. We still work out strongly and wear Speedo's easily and comfortably. No one would EVER guess we have been married for over 28 years and are 50+. Keep on workin' out, eating well, walking, walking, walking.

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Speedo Couple

17. Demi is a whore from a whore mother. She of course got involved with Ashton because he has a child mentality which Demi is real comfortable with. She couldn't handle a real man so she got a boy to cater to her needs. She controls him and he gets the sex that high school girls couldn't give him because it takes years of experience to know all the sex tricks that Demi knows. Being a whore gave her the experience needed to hold on to and keep a boy interested. But for how long?

Posted at 4:19AM on Jul 10th 2009 by David

18. Didn't there used to be hair on that chest?

I'm not talking about Ashton.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Bruce

19. It IS possible to have a great body at 46 if you exercise and don't eat a bunch of junk. You can do it too if you weren't sitting lazily at your computer typing nasty comments about someone you don't know and stuffing your face with donuts. Its called exercise, people, TRY IT!

Posted at 6:11PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Vickie

20. Jutting ribs aren't sexy at any age.

Posted at 6:14PM on Jul 9th 2009 by tracey

21. ........................And you too can look this good.............................. All you need is two mediocre careers ,two inflated,over blown egos, enough money to keep the personal trainers busy, because your not REALLY busy doing anything yourself....................... Practically NO real talent ,and be famous for...................... really nothing !!!!!!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Wanda

22. It IS possible to have a great body at 46 if you exercise and don't eat a bunch of junk. You could do it too if you weren't sitting lazily at your computer typing nasty comments about someone you don't know and stuffing your face with donuts. Its called exercise, people, TRY IT!

Posted at 6:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by eriksblondbunny

23. CTFU @all the posts

Posted at 6:41PM on Jul 9th 2009 by jessica45q

24. She looks better than her daughters. Ashton looks like a middle aged man...being with an 'hot' older woman has still aged him....

Posted at 6:19PM on Jul 9th 2009 by she looks better than her kids

25. I find Kutcher annoying lately, abs or not.

Posted at 6:33PM on Jul 9th 2009 by sparkys nemesis

26. How is that HOT? You can count every one of her ribs. It looks like a malnourished dog. So NOT healthy!

Posted at 6:36PM on Jul 9th 2009 by boo

27. I don't know why they are are even on the radar neither have done any for years except wander aournd being posers

Posted at 6:38PM on Jul 9th 2009 by ANdy

28. # 21 "Speedo Couple":

Honey, sweetie, love muffin, have you seen your psychiatrist or taken your pills today? Cuz you are not in contact with reality. Nobody at your age looks good in a speedo. I'll bet your flesh is sagging all over the place and there's all kinds of nasty stuff just trying to break free from the flab prisons you call your speedos. Please. Get some therapy, take your happy pills once a day, and COVER UP. The world will thank you.

Posted at 6:39PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Get Help Quick

29. I don't think seeing a rib cage through a thin layer of skin is sexy-it's anorexic looking.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Rachel

30. Yeah, those bags of hers *would* have gone downhill by now if maybe 1% of 'em were real.

Posted at 6:48PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Would She Like It If Ashtons Weenie Was Plastic? On Second Thought, It Might Be