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'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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31. This is why rich and famous people have to keep lawyers full time.

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 9th 2009 by euphoria

32. This woman obviously not sound mentally. She probably has schizophrenia. Not very nice of you, TMZ!

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 9th 2009 by jenmpls

33. Come on TMZ, that made my head hurt......I don't speak crazy and I can't read crazy

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 9th 2009 by EGGO

34. i would love to see a picture of this woman.

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 9th 2009 by ByeBye Baby

35. His babbling reminds me of that of one of my family members with Schizopherenia. I thnk it is sad this person's incoherent words are being exploited when they are obviouslly very ill. I find it sad that someone would stoop so incredibly low. Shame on TMZ for not being more sensative to the words of a mentall ill person.

Posted at 1:47PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Ashtar

36. OMG, I started reading that and I had to stop. It's a bunch of jumble.

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 9th 2009 by MADRADDER

37. First thing, She doesn't have a lawyer it says. What crazy lawyer would take this insane person. Second, You write in
paragraphs. This is one run on sentence, story, whack job. She is clearly out of her mind. I don't like Hef but he shouldn't have to pay a dime to defend himself on this one. Maybe she was thinking Michael Jackson was under her bed and got mixed up?

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 9th 2009 by suess

38. Good lord... She could probably check off most diagnoses in DSM-IV

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Woof

39. . Hey TMZ...it's spelled Lucifer...use spell check much?

Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Dave70

This is a quote lifted from the woman's account you f*ucking moron... go to bed.

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 9th 2009 by MJ fancypants

40. This person's family may have a creditble lawsuit for their mentally ill family member being exploited.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Ashtar

41. Somebody needs to get this woman some help. She has obviously been molested as a child and cannot come to grips with it. It makes me wonder if the person who molested her told her it was because of Playboy magazine or something like that. If you tell a child something like that they will believe it so since her mind is still in a childlike state, that is where she gets that from. Mental illness is no joke...she needs help!! Instead of bailing out banks, car manufacturers and the like we need to make mental health care more readily available and cheaper to all. I will be praying for her. God bless her.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Sassy

42. This is actually all true... I was there... and I think this woman should be honored in Congress.

Posted at 1:51PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Rev Sharpton

43. This woman is obviously crazy. Instead of making fun of her, get her some help. This is I beleive a cry (scream more like) for help. Mental disorders are horrible ugly things.

Posted at 2:42PM on Jul 9th 2009 by xombygod

44. Laugh all you want folks but there are real people out there like this all over our country. I worked at a business where a lady wrote letters like this regularly.

Posted at 1:52PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Ivy

45. wut.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Whitney

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