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'Reincarnated' Woman

Sues Hefner

for $3 Billion

7/9/2009 2:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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31.

xombygod    

This woman is obviously crazy. Instead of making fun of her, get her some help. This is I beleive a cry (scream more like) for help. Mental disorders are horrible ugly things.

1896 days ago
32.

Whitney    

wut.

1896 days ago
33.

Tiffany    

ummm...i just wasted like 2 minutes of my life attempting to read this...It's kind of like when courtney love writes a blog...

1896 days ago
34.

imp    


I just wanna see that hat. Because, you know, it has all the knowledges from all the colleges. Double plus bonus, telepathy.

Antipsychotics on aisle three, please. A disorganized schizophrenic is a terrible thing to waste. Especially when she's a reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite DeMilo and thinks Hugh Hefner used to be a horse. That was priceless.

Ashton Kutcher, is that you?

1896 days ago
35.

Me    

sounds a little like the loon that tried to say she is michael jackson's wife

1896 days ago
36.

stinkerbelle    

In the words of the immortal James Brown, "I don't know about Karate, but I know about CRAZY"!!!!!! LOL

1896 days ago
37.

sarah palin    

LOOKS LIKE SARAH PALIN'S BOOK IS COMING ALONG NICELY!

1896 days ago
38.

amazing grace    

america is a crazy country .....wtf was that

1896 days ago
39.

Greta    

OMG..I love TMZ. I have been having a really bad day and after the initial WTF moment I couldn't help but laugh while reading this. Thanks guys. Keep up the great work!

1896 days ago
40.

Showbizzlet    

For some more schizo fun, check out www.showbizzle.com!

1896 days ago
41.

Suz    

Hey Suess,
Since you're policing other peoples comments I thought I'd better let you know that when when you start a sentence with "What" you end the sentence with a question mark.

1896 days ago
42.

DS    

I started reading it but I had to stop. The lack of punctuation was destroying my brain cells.

"22. . Hey TMZ...it's spelled Lucifer...use spell check much?
Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Dave70"

...that's a quote from this fine lady's dissertation, as implied by the quote marks. Use crack much?

1896 days ago
43.

katerado    

Thanks Crazy Lady....w are all a bit dumber after reading this nonsence.

1896 days ago
44.

janie    

LOLOLOLOL

1896 days ago
45.

Jessica    

WOW.....LMAO!!! When you live sich a "normal" life, it's hard to imagine the REAL crazies out there!!!

1896 days ago
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