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'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion

Posted Jul 9th 2009 1:08PM by TMZ Staff

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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61. Hey Suess,
Since you're policing other peoples comments I thought I'd better let you know that when when you start a sentence with "What" you end the sentence with a question mark.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Suz

62. Hey spellcheck guru read the petition. Im confident TMZ knows how to spell. The plaintiff doesn't she is the one the spelled it that way. God what a tool.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jul 9th 2009 by TCpip

63. I started reading it but I had to stop. The lack of punctuation was destroying my brain cells.

"22. . Hey TMZ...it's spelled Lucifer...use spell check much?
Posted at 1:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Dave70"

...that's a quote from this fine lady's dissertation, as implied by the quote marks. Use crack much?

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 9th 2009 by DS

64. I am looking this woman up on Facebook asap.....this is the most entertaining thing I have ever read. Awesome.

Posted at 2:17PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jackrabbit

65. I'm confused!!!!!!

Posted at 2:21PM on Jul 9th 2009 by missy

66. Thanks crazy lady.....we are all a little bit dumber after reading that.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jul 9th 2009 by katerado

67. I hope this woman can get some help and some confinment. People with this kind of severe delusional mental illness might provide a few laughs but to me it seems really sad. Reminds me of the otherwise "sane" coworker I once worked with who asked our boss for some time off to go visit relatives...on another planet. It's was beyond tragic imo when she ended up on the older version of the Maury Povich show (this was back in the early 1990's) talking about how the aliens used "transference" to communicate with her.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jul 9th 2009 by chicken stripper

68. Thanks Crazy Lady....w are all a bit dumber after reading this nonsence.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jul 9th 2009 by katerado

69. LOLOLOLOL

Posted at 2:27PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jany

70. WOW.....LMAO!!! When you live sich a "normal" life, it's hard to imagine the REAL crazies out there!!!

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jessica

71. TMZ didn't misspell "lucifer"... they were just quoting how the schizo spelled it. and i couldn't even read through the whole thing... since it made no sense whatsoever.

Posted at 2:33PM on Jul 9th 2009 by skootah33

72. Scary stuff. They say that molestation as a child can lead to Schizenphrenia, which is obviously the case here. This will obviously go nowhere, but this woman needs some serious help. It's sad

Posted at 2:34PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Lacey

73. Just when I thought I had heard everything....

Posted at 2:35PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Reihna

74. Hey Dave (1st Poster) maybe you should learn what quotation marks mean when someone quotes from a story. Dumbass. "tahts what i'm talkin about"

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jeff

75. What if it was all true?

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Dan

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