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'Reincarnated' Woman

Sues Hefner

for $3 Billion

7/9/2009 2:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This one is impossible to explain -- really, it is -- but we'll try.

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A woman possessed by the "most beautifiliest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.

Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.

And that's just the beginning ... seriously, just read it for yourself.

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76.

kaaaaaay    

WOW! is she serious??? this wont even make it into court..she REAALLLLYY needs a dr, medication, and a paded room. fcking nutbag!

1901 days ago
77.

sofakingdom    

wow i cant believe i just read that.... very much a waste of time yet i couldnt stop.. lol.. entertaining much?

1901 days ago
78.

sandyduncansglasseye    

eh, there are more entertaining crazy people out there than this....

1901 days ago
79.

ly9512    

Woooowwwww.

I didn't understand one word of that story.

1901 days ago
80.

cupcake    

Such an apparent bimbo, I swear. She needs to learn how to spell. I would be totally embarrassed.

1901 days ago
81.

Holly    

34. This is actually all true... I was there... and I think this woman should be honored in Congress.

Posted at 1:51PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Rev Sharpton

LMAO!!!!!! Thats WAY too funny!

1901 days ago
82.

Kee Rea    

I gotta see a pic of this chick, I mean hat! lol, my opinion of myself just went up like 50 points! Hat/chick is crazy! If your half hat and half woman is that considered some type of hormofodyte?!

1901 days ago
83.

kba09    

um, what's a "morphidite"?

1901 days ago
84.

superman    

WTF??? can a non family member have someone committed? if so lock this chick up now!!!

1901 days ago
85.

angel babe    

wow another extortionist the bigger the star you are and the more money you have

1901 days ago
86.

Jstbtrflyz    

I am going to refrain from laughter, it's hard, yes, but I am going too. This woman certainly has some serious issues and I hope she is receiving the help that she needs.

1901 days ago
87.

ali    

LOL crazy woman. she's a hat?! I'm from england but i'm pretty sure she's talkin about a hat, hat. good god. the poor bat. clearly off her rocker.

the amount of spelling mistakes is ridiculous . bless her soul. I think its time the men in white coats paid her a little visit. perhaps they oculd hide under her bed and jump out lol

1901 days ago
88.

Ali    

This was probably posted by TMZ to show just how ridiculous it all is. They should not have even wasted paper on her statement (to do so is to even consider it), just gotten her some medical help immeditely. She is obviously off her meds (or on too many of the wrong ones).
That said, I'm not a hat. Just a tube sock, and the reincarnation of Pegasus. And I see everything and I tell you this is so true!

1901 days ago
89.

Bear in BigBear    

Knowin LA, she'll have an attorney representing her in no time; and on a contingent fee no less!

1901 days ago
90.

Hoodwinked    

I'm requesting clarification on one stated issue. Is the reference to !@ million actually 12 million? That's where I got lost.......................

1901 days ago
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