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Artie Lange

Arrested for

Suspicion of DUI

7/10/2009 3:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Artie Lange Arrested for Suspicion of DUIWe've just learned Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI moments ago in New Jersey.

Law enforcement sources tell us the "Howard Stern Show" veteran was arrested about a half hour ago in Toms River after he got into a minor car accident.

UPDATE: Cops tells us Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving.


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Who cares about this fat, untalented junkie and drunk?

1939 days ago

Eric The Actor    

What a fat looser ! With all the money he makes you think he will get driven around... Good maybe the cops find some drugs on him so he will go to jail ... HA HA ... LOL

1939 days ago

Fat Pat    

There's no way this is true. Here's the proof! No way in hell Artie's FAT ASS fit in a Nissan Sentra... No Guilty like OJ!

1939 days ago

joe dirt    

Artie brings controversey to the show no doubt, but keeps people interested. We as the listeners love to see a loser go down in flames. Such a shame!! Howard is going to roll with this on Monday morning. I'm looking forward to it. He's got Farrah, MJ and now Artie. It will def be a 5hr show!

1939 days ago


First of all Artie is VERY talented. Otherwise he would not be on the greatest show ever!!!
This is very sad. I was really pulling for him this time. I read Too Fat to Fish and it's very obvious he has a serious problem. I can't even defend him anymore and I've always been the biggest fan. :-( I do hope he's getting the help he needs.

1939 days ago


Why is Mr. Moneybags driving a 2009 Sentra?? This guy has a helicopter and various luxury cars. Sounds too fat to fishy!

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1939 days ago


Reasons Artie Lange is a Douchebag:

He was held back from graduating high school, and had to do summer school.
He was arrested for hitting a cop (1997).
He went into rehab for cocaine abuse (1997).
He lost $5,000 betting against Tiger Woods (2002).
He is a habitual gambler.
He lost $8,700 on a basketball game.
He drinks to excess.
He smokes about four packs a day.
In a competition to lose weight, he gained two pounds after the first week (2002).
When he was 17, he was arrested for armed robbery because he played a prank on a bank teller.
He was denied health insurance when an insurance company found an Artie Lange death clock on the internet.
He was arrested in Tom Rivers, NJ for DUI (July 10, 2009).
He is a heroin addict.

And the top reason Artie Lange is a Douchebag: He's still alive (but thankfully not for long. Keep going, Artie. Do us all a favor and stick yourself in the ground, you worthless douche.

1939 days ago

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Artie is a 20 year drunk ,this guy has no idea when to say when,I am very surprised he hasn't been popped before,he wakes up to a drunk

1939 days ago


What the hell?? A Nissan Sentra?? Isn't this guy in show business and fairly well known??
You think he's be rockin' a BMW or something!?

1939 days ago

Trey's pop    

If they stopped Artie and he was sober then you'd have a story

1939 days ago

Yucko Ono    

The Artie Lange charged with DUI in Tom's River was a man from Roseland NJ. A quick name search reveals it is Aurthur Steven Langes 66 yo uncle. Not the Stern show Artie. Another bogus TMZ news story.

1939 days ago


Amazingly if it weren't for the talented John Belushi NONE of us would EVER had to have suffered through the talentless douchebag a s s h o l e known as Jim Belushi.

Yet if this assclown Artie Lange dies and his brother has even five percent of the talent and charisma of Jim Belushi his brother will forever be known as the truly talented one.

1939 days ago


artie is rated #1 on my dead pool. i hope to collect that cash pretty soon. sorry artie, but you are a dead man walking so i might as well make some money off of it.

1939 days ago


Really...the very wealthy and very big Artie Lange driving a small and cheap Nissan Sentra when he has a top of the line and roomy Mercedes to get him around? I don't buy sounds as like a Mike Walker story to me. Regardless of true or not, Monday's show on Stern is going to be great.

1939 days ago
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