It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.
16. Love it how Jon is dating the daughter of the surgeon who took kates stomach and stapled it to her brain
Posted at 10:28AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Katie da retard
17. How lame she has to copy her ex husband. News flash this isn't elementary school anymore!
Posted at 1:27AM on Jul 11th 2009 by LakersFan1118
18. Not as funny as Jon's add but still funny
Posted at 1:26AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Nick
19. Hey #15 LakersFan1118
You do know this is a impersonation parody don't you?
Posted at 2:10AM on Jul 11th 2009 by The Man
20. Time to remove the kids...
The parents are BOTH off their trees, and clearly not thinking about "family"...Is the ink dry on their divorce papers yet?...
No, it's "Let's make complete fools out of ourselves and expose ourselves even more by being "CyberWhores"...Makes you wonder which one will end up with another nutjob to add to the mix...
Posted at 2:12AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Hussie
21. These two should've never had kids because it's all about them...How bout taking some time off of dating and concentrating on your f**k'n children!!
Posted at 2:35AM on Jul 11th 2009 by SoCal
22. I'll take the kids but YOU .....NO way baby. You are annoying.
Posted at 2:38PM on Jul 12th 2009 by Pankie
23. You forgot her hobbies :
Emasculating Men
Yelling over non use of coupons
Trying to shill a cookbook after being filmed saying," Real cooks dont need recipes!"
Spanking my kids for blowing whistles while I am on the phone
Freaking out if my kids get any dirt on them
Thinking lil boys are gross and nasty
Being one of the most anal and compulsive people ever shown on reality TV!
Posted at 1:15PM on Jul 11th 2009 by Truthteller
24. Who are Michael Jackson's biggest fans? Jon and Kate and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. Love it.
Posted at 3:57AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Love It
25. Whoever this lady is, she's one hideous shud. Not funny, this X couple bores me. Give us something fun to post about TMZ!!
Posted at 5:36AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Bettie
26. FUNNY? NOT!!!!
Posted at 6:38AM on Jul 11th 2009 by l hate Kate
27. Wish Jon and Kate and the 8 rugrats would fade back into the obscurity from whence they came! They are nothing special and that hairdo- holy crap- she looks like an idiot! .....And Jon? Just another average cheatin' Joe in my opinion. Can't believe Ed Hardy wants him for advertising- let's watch sales tank!
Posted at 7:58AM on Jul 11th 2009 by T
28. Not *very* funny, but an interesting and pretty enough woman to have on TMZ now and then I would say. And most topics are better than MJ stuff.
Posted at 8:06AM on Jul 11th 2009 by s.b
29. They'd have to pay me a lot of money to do that woman.
I'd take the money but I sure wouldn't enjoy earning it.
Posted at 8:35AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Hotdog On A Stick
30. I would one night stand her, but I sho would be gone early before all them freakin kis wake up.
Posted at 9:15AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Dariumious Washington
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