Kate Gosselin Is a Catch
It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.
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*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.
