Artie Lange Proclaims DUI Innocence

16. Hey....findme...And you know this how?

Posted at 1:55PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Whamo

17. I'm feeling nauseous!

Posted at 2:07PM on Jul 13th 2009 by romil4

18. So Artie blew and came up with a zero-point-zero. Same thing happened to the radio show that took the place of the Howard Stern show when it went satellite radio.

Posted at 6:27PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Richard Gazinia

19. i was wondering why the guy was driving a nissan sentra, even if he smashed up his mercedes, i think the rental would be a little better than that piece of crap car

Posted at 2:13PM on Jul 13th 2009 by tgenn

20. ever since Howard stern threatened Harvey on the air, Harvey has been a pussy with him ever since. grow a back bone Harvey.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jul 13th 2009 by woody banger

21. I was not looking for a mention but a simple email to say thank you for the tip would of been nice. Perhaps you would of found out soon enough, but for the record I was the first o break the news story.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Matt Roberts

22. I believes him! Pigs....

Posted at 2:37PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Yolanda Nixon

23. ever since Howard stern threatened Harvey on the air, Harvey has been a pussy with him ever since. grow a back bone Harvey.

Posted at 2:40PM on Jul 13th 2009 by woody banger

24. How can you tell a drug addict-? his mouth is moving--fat ass, get off the show so some real talent can get on..you have nothing to offer except whining and excuse after excuse for your behavior and you think people don't see through you..You need to move on--get into rehab before you kill an innocent human being -stop thinking so much about yourself. You need to do some real soul searching-you have no fans, b------d..you are a looser....face the music...no one cares..NO ONE YOU ARE A TOP NOTCH LOOSER......GET LOST

Posted at 2:53PM on Jul 13th 2009 by whoufoolinwith

25. could it be they mistook his scruffy fat face and slob appearance for an alcoholic?, SERIOUSLY people!, couldn't he at least APPEAR clean and not like he's been on a bender? creepy guy with serious hygiene issues!

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 13th 2009 by SERIOUSLY!!!!

26. Hablfaa glap Artie Langpth glablblbathput Arrrrrrrrr. Drunk.

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Hotdog On A Stick

27. Now facial hair means bad hygiene? Get a clue people! See what happens in court before you run your big mouths.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jul 13th 2009 by justme

28. Please, look at the picture. Who thinks Artie can really close his eyes and touch his nose, or turn around on one foot, or whatever they have you do. I bet the weight of his ass and belly tugging at opposite ends of his body makes him look like he's drunk when he walks anyway.....Poor little Nissan Sentra.....I bet it wasn't even Artie's fault. The little car couldn't stop with all that weight.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Makesyawonder

29. they did not say under the influence of what, did they? he probably should keep his mouth shut, pay his fine, and avoid a bigger problem.

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 13th 2009 by John

30. Artie is A John Belushi Wanna Be It Is Sad To See This Jabba The Hut kill his carrer to be someone he is not!!! Get a real life Artie you are not John!!!!

Posted at 4:54PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Harvey Likes Shlongs For Breakfast!!!