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Joan Rivers Cracks MJ Molestation Joke

7/13/2009 8:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

If anyone was going to crack the first Michael Jackson joke, let it be comedy legend Joan Rivers.

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She's an old fug, she looks like she could molest children herself. It's trial to be young and dumb to be old and dumb is beyond tragic and Joan Rivers is a tragedy of it own!!

1896 days ago


That is so not funny,she belittles other people to make herself look big but in fact she is small.Her lips are spread from ear to ear.She mocks people and that is why she peddles her wares on a HSC or QVC.If she thinks little children are safe now that Michael's gone.She needs a reality check.Michael Jackson never made a cruel statement about anyone but Joan gets off on it,she needs therapy.She is a mean spirited person.

1896 days ago

Tony from Chicago    

Da only thing funny about this broad is her face! I have seen better heads on beer! She needs to get wacked - hopefully soon!

1896 days ago

Lovely Rita    

Speak for yourself "Ballsac" and BTW, your handle is as gauche as Joan Rivers.

1896 days ago


Joan you think your funny?
Well, I am not laughing!
Have some respect for the dead!
You lost major star points with me after that comment

1896 days ago

Tony from Chicago    

The only thing funny about Joan Rivers is her face! She is cruel and heartless and anyone that thinks she is even a little funny is got some real issues. BTW, TMZ SUCKS!

1896 days ago

Karen Ann    

Farrah Fawcet died and went to heaven a couple weeks ago, and when she got there god looked at her and said you led a great life Farrah, id like to grant you 1 wish.
Farah thought about it for a minute and said i think id like to save all the children in the world from harm.
God immediatly said Done! and Micheal Jackson died!!!!!!!

1896 days ago


what a stupid old whore

1896 days ago


TMZ, the "first MJ joke"? Seriously, I heard the first MJ is dead joke about an hour after it was announced. As for Joan Rivers' comment, it was a variant on an old joke about him; she can do better.

And for those bemoaning the fact that we want to make fun of that creepy guy, get over it. The guy was good in the 80s, and for the last 20 years has been a deeply disturbed and dangerous person, not only on the 'sleepovers', but was it smart to leave all those drugs out in a house with his own children there?

There are more people whining over his death than bought his last two albums, combined.

1896 days ago


Joan, you re not funny at all. I hope some other comedian jokes about her dead husband- I'm sure Joan would love that. I also hope some comedian speaks ill of her daughter as well- she's just like her loud mouth mother. Speaking of useless pieces of sh^T- Joan USED to be funny decades ago--now she's just an old nasty lookin' botox whore has-been..

1896 days ago


JACKSON FIVE home video on soul train on show MJ in 1973 holding a baby.He Loved kids and the ladys.

1896 days ago


Right on Joan!

1896 days ago

PEPSI Generation    

On soul train also show who MJ really was He lived for Kid`s!.MR.JINGLES4MJ

1896 days ago


Never liked J.R and never ever will.Vile witch.Surprised shes still got any bile left in her how she dishes it out at others peoples expences and this is a new all time low for her.Just when i didnt think she could stoop any lower.

1896 days ago


Joan Rivers has no class at all, and she hasn't been funny for about 20 years now-time for her to retire her plastic face and stop torturing the world with her mouth.

1896 days ago
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