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Artie Lange

Pleads Not Guilty

7/14/2009 3:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Artie Lange Artie Lange just pled not guilty to driving under the influence.

As we first reported, Lange was arrested on Friday after rear-ending another car in Toms River, NJ. Lange's lawyer says he passed an alcohol screening test after the crash -- but cops thought he was under the influence anyway and requested a urine sample. The results of that test aren't in yet.

Artie is due back in court on Aug. 26.

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31.

Chris is fug    

Don't know what was higher, Artie the night he was arrested or his cholesterol level at the time of this pic.
Yo Artie dude, time to do up some Jenny Craig

1835 days ago
32.

hamilTonyan    

He will get johnny coch er in in jail

1835 days ago
33.

MindTerrorist    

The Police Found Propofol in the Car

1835 days ago
34.

hamilTonyan    

Whats that anal lube?

1835 days ago
35.

LLLRRR    

Greece in his urine?? Is he Greek or can't you spell???

1835 days ago
36.

Chris is fug    

macy gray and Snoop were also in his backseat

1835 days ago
37.

Chris is fug    

Look like he's been doing up french fries and crispy creams. Time for some Tae Bo bro

1835 days ago
38.

hamilTonyan    

hes greek hence the anal lube

1835 days ago
39.

Chris is fug    

Anti Depressants?? Komon dude A defense like that even Jonny Cochrane won't be able to get him off. Wait, actually he can just plead mental retardation

1835 days ago
40.

Chris is fug    

That pic doesn't do Artie justice. Only 5 of his chins are pictured in it

1835 days ago
41.

UGGGGHHH    

JENNY IS CALLING............ JUST ASK VALERIE DUDE..................

1835 days ago
42.

mandy_Reeves    

Lol @poster #1 Hi neighbor! I'm in Brick! heheheheh rear ending someone in Toms river, usually thats reserved for the old farts in Holiday City! Artie looks like he belongs with the icky bennies in SLEAZE-side. Funny guy, but humor cannot buy you judgement nor brains.

1835 days ago
43.

K in CO    

Who the F is Artie Lange?

1835 days ago
44.

I Smell Michael Burning in Hell - AHHHHH! AAAAAH!    

FARTY ARTIE, you are still #1 in my death pool.

1835 days ago
45.

Barbie    

KT8711----You are a dope to say you live in Toms River and then procede to make fun of him coming to Toms River where there is nothing but benny white trash here. This story broke days ago when it happened. He was here to visit the Toms River Library for some reason and then you crack a joke about all the bennies. Have you ever taken a look around to the area in which you live ? Toms River is one step up from trailer trash, with its bungalows, summer rentals, and not one major company in the County to support those who live here. I must have been imagining my drive up to North Jersey this week going to the airport and seeing all the commuters from South Jersey (Piney's) traveling to work by having to go over the bridge to find a decent wage ! Be careful what you say, it might come back and bite you in the buttuocks ! I bet you enjoy living in Toms River and not having property taxes that would blow you out of the water if not for those bennies coming down here for the summer spending their money, increasing our taxable revenue, so you won't have to !

1835 days ago
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