Artie Lange Pleads Not Guilty

Artie Lange Artie Lange just pled not guilty to driving under the influence.

As we first reported, Lange was arrested on Friday after rear-ending another car in Toms River, NJ. Lange's lawyer says he passed an alcohol screening test after the crash -- but cops thought he was under the influence anyway and requested a urine sample. The results of that test aren't in yet.

Artie is due back in court on Aug. 26.



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46. That pic doesn't do Artie justice. Only 5 of his chins are pictured in it

Posted at 10:52PM on Jul 14th 2009 by Artie mCchicken Fry

47. JENNY IS CALLING............ JUST ASK VALERIE DUDE..................

Posted at 11:30PM on Jul 14th 2009 by HE IS BLOATY FROM ALCOHOL AND STUFFING HIS FAT FACE.........

48. Lol @poster #1 Hi neighbor! I'm in Brick! heheheheh rear ending someone in Toms river, usually thats reserved for the old farts in Holiday City! Artie looks like he belongs with the icky bennies in SLEAZE-side. Funny guy, but humor cannot buy you judgement nor brains.

Posted at 11:40PM on Jul 14th 2009 by mandy_Reeves

49. Who the F is Artie Lange?

Posted at 3:55AM on Jul 15th 2009 by Just Me

50. FARTY ARTIE, you are still #1 in my death pool.

Posted at 3:52AM on Jul 15th 2009 by I Smell Michael Burning in Hell - AHHHHH! AAAAAH!

51. KT8711----You are a dope to say you live in Toms River and then procede to make fun of him coming to Toms River where there is nothing but benny white trash here. This story broke days ago when it happened. He was here to visit the Toms River Library for some reason and then you crack a joke about all the bennies. Have you ever taken a look around to the area in which you live ? Toms River is one step up from trailer trash, with its bungalows, summer rentals, and not one major company in the County to support those who live here. I must have been imagining my drive up to North Jersey this week going to the airport and seeing all the commuters from South Jersey (Piney's) traveling to work by having to go over the bridge to find a decent wage ! Be careful what you say, it might come back and bite you in the buttuocks ! I bet you enjoy living in Toms River and not having property taxes that would blow you out of the water if not for those bennies coming down here for the summer spending their money, increasing our taxable revenue, so you won't have to !

Posted at 4:47AM on Jul 15th 2009 by TAR

52. Hey, Arte Lange has a house on the water in Silverton. (Toms River) so he is one of you.....

Posted at 6:22AM on Jul 15th 2009 by Jhon

53. Take it easy on the baby gorilla. He's one funny sob. Bababooie

Posted at 10:16AM on Jul 15th 2009 by Don R

54. Why can't we let this fat, no talent, unatractive, insecure, druggie, boring, loudmouth just fade away?

Posted at 11:15AM on Jul 15th 2009 by T

55. that guy is kinda funny, but his fugly, putrid looks defeat any comedy that guy might spew- what a fat slob

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 15th 2009 by tarded

56. Artie Lange: dead in 18 months......

Stern Show: Dead in 16 months.....

Mark your calenders!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Stern's Conscience

57. POST #33......if Artie needs Johnny Cochrane in court, he'd better go get a shovel.........

Posted at 6:30PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Whatajoke

58. Leave em' alone.If you DON'T know him personally keep your comments to yourselves.NOBODY's Perfect people...

Posted at 12:51AM on Oct 2nd 2009 by LIL'JENN

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