'Real Housewife': Sunny-Side Up

46. This woman is beyond disgusting. Such a tired, old, attention ho. First she does a horrible movie as a topless serial killer, only it's pre-surgery and her funbags look like deflated balloons like the kind you used to see in National Geographic magazine. That doesn't make her famous so she moves on to The Apprentice. Fails miserably at that as well. Next stop on the attention ho train is the RHofNY..even though she's NOT a housewife and very little on her surgically-altered body is real anymore. Acts like a drama queen, pimps the drunk-o-rexia book, shows her saggy, flabby, un-toned ass at a book signing and claims she's a "Natural Foods Chef." BUT even after all that attention, this fugly skank can't be happy. Listen to her on the show and you will realize she is nothing more than a bitter hag who is so incredibly jealous of the horse-faced Bensimmon she can't see straight. These women (Jill, LuAnn, Ramona, Kelly, Alex) are gross and Bethenny Frankelstein is their fugly queen!

Now that I've seen the Jersey wives, I will never go back to the NY sagging wildebeasts.

Posted at 7:22PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Sarah

47. WHO FREAKING CARES????????????????

Posted at 7:18PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Lovely Rita

48. I love women like this on the Real Housewives shows! Big fake breasts and tons of botox, and then she tells people how to eat and diet so they can look like her - but eating and dieting didn't help her, plastic surgery did. I hope they keep her on the Housewives shows, because I love train wrecks. And rumor has it she was a hooker in NY for a long time.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Alfons0

49. Her father is a famous horse trainer and is not well... But she has stated many times previously she doesn't like him and doesn't seem to care.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 15th 2009 by claimboxx

50. Bitch better stay out of the sun. She already looks 20 years older than she is.

Posted at 7:52PM on Jul 15th 2009 by Tammy

51. I love her big nipples Yummy

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 15th 2009 by horton

52. She's seriously too skinny! What a horrible image for little girls, not to mention her face. That's the problem with plastic surgery, it's okay for other parts of the body, but as soon as you have your face done....it's just done.

Posted at 9:12PM on Jul 15th 2009 by jessica

53. They're fake!

Posted at 10:05PM on Jul 15th 2009 by MomV4

54. Shes hot but when you look at her straight on she looks like shes stocking up nuts inside her cheeks.

Posted at 10:05PM on Jul 15th 2009 by hamilTonyan

55. oh ya I dont think she shaves da bush either.

Posted at 10:07PM on Jul 15th 2009 by hamilTonyan

56. Never seen the show but she looks melt-in-your-mouth delicious!!!!

Posted at 11:14PM on Jul 15th 2009 by bka62223

57. Love the hard nipples!! LOL

Posted at 12:02AM on Jul 16th 2009 by krystin

58. 13. ...I'm slighlty older than her and I can tell you she does all women in this country a favor by looking so darn good for her age and showing the world life isn't over at 38 for God's sake.

Posted at 11:00AM on Jul 15th 2009 by kimmy

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If you need BETHENNY FRANKEL, a whiny, obnoxious, self-centered, granite-jawed woman who looks EXACTLY like a clone of Quagmire on "Family Guy," to let you know that life isn't over at 38, then you have some serious self-esteem issues. Perhaps you might want to concentrate on accomplishing something yourself, rather than admiring a woman who uses every opportunity to make jokes at everyone else's expense. She's a Grade A B!TCH! (And by the way, any woman who stops stuffing her face and gets up off of her ass to get some exercise can have a great body at any age. It isn't rocket science.)

Posted at 1:49AM on Jul 16th 2009 by DebbieMooCow

59. Hell, I'm 31 and I look way, way younger than this woman. I also have real great looking breasts, however i have had a few children...so, my belly isn't exactly flat. No matter if her belly's sunken in or not...the woman is ugly. You can't change ugly!!! She's had way too much plastic surgery on her face. The rest of her would be fine if she just gained about 15 lbs. I don't even think she looks great for 38...she looks 38.

Posted at 2:16AM on Jul 16th 2009 by jessica

60. She and Jill are my favorite I dont think my friends and I can watch the show if they dont come back. Kelly yuck get her off she ruined it.

Posted at 2:52AM on Jul 16th 2009 by Margret