Drunkard Mistakes Cop Shop For Hotel, Checks In

7/27/2009 10:45 AM PDT
The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend -- he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in ... thinking it was a hotel.

The 25-year-old, Mitchell Deslatte, was booked on DWI in Louisiana after he went into the station and asked a trooper at the desk if it was a hotel.

It's unclear if his cell came with free HBO and a continental breakfast.