Ryan Cabrera -- Life in the Fast Lainie

7/30/2009 1:09 AM PDT
Here's overly coiffed singer Ryan Cabrera at some event in Hollywood last night (left) -- and 69-year-old Broadway and "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" star Lainie Kazan in an undated photograph from her website (right).

Ryan Cabrera and Lainie Kazan
Only one of them takes advice from Joe Simpson.

We're just sayin'.