'Biological Father:' Crazy Baby Mama 'Needs Help'

Wow, I found this on the Web, she has been at this for some time now,she really needs some help!

http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/katie-wants-more-tomkittens/

Claire Cruise says:
February 7, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Ana — TomKat already has a boy. His name is Stoune and he was the baby featured on the cover of Vanity Fair. You see, all the way back in 1983 when I was just 17-years-old, my body simultaneously released 3 eggs which were then fertilized when I was raped by way of date-rape drugs. The boys ordered to rape me were my 17-year-old high school sweetheart, Chris Caputo, and my 20-year-old childhood sweetheart, Tom Cruise. It was even in Tom Cruise’s Risky Business movie contract that he had rape me. First-born Stoune and second-born Sophie were fathered by Chris while it is third-born Suri who was fathered by Tom. Second-born Sophie is also featured in Vanity Fair as well. But let it be known that surrogate mother, Katie, ain’t ever gonna get another one of MY babies.


Claire Cruise says:
February 8, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Being the victim of an insane, undercover breeding program does not make ME insane (I was born into a CIA family). The TRUE story (not YET released) is so freakin’ bizarre that whenever I begin to tell it, people generally mistake me for being insane or a liar. At least you ask if I am okay. Thank you for asking. Yes, I am okay. And it’s an absolute miracle that I am okay. But I wouldn’t be okay if hadn’t been for Nichiren Buddhism, the single one source that Scientology could solely credit for its origins.

Claire Cruise says:
February 8, 2007 at 5:35 pm
To “havent ya heard” — I don’t know about the rumor you speak of, all I know is that Tom is technically MY cousin and that Katie Holmes is the surrogate mother of MY triplets. That’s why I named Tom’s and MY baby, “Suri” for “Surrogate mother.” Didn’t anyone wonder why the hell Katie’s pregnant belly was so HUGE?! She was carrying TRIPLETS. MY TRIPLETS.


Claire Cruise says:
May 27, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Oh, my goodness, Connor… I must say that you are getting more & more handsome by the day!

Just so that everyone will know it, I am Connor’s most proud biological mother.

Connor’s biological father, MICHAEL JACKSON, did not wish to become Connor’s father, but was thoroughly thrilled when he heard that such high-profile celebrities as Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman wanted to adopt Connor.

I naturally conceived Connor all the way back in late 1991, a time when I still knew Connor in his previous life as the SGI buddhist, Jeanne Hochman. Already in her 70s, Jeanne died of an illness in late 1993… to soon be re-born as Connor.


Claire Cruise says:
May 31, 2007 at 2:46 pm
It has been since the log-in process changed last week that I have not known I was not linking my name with my myspace page. No longer are we given that option, are we? Here they are, right here:

http://www.myspace.com/deptofempowerment
http://www.myspace.com/clairecruise

In case none of you happened to notice, I also happen to be running for president in 2008.

Claire Cruise says:
May 31, 2007 at 3:13 pm
What I said about Michael Jackson is totally true. Just go ahead and ask Michael… or Tom, why don’t you. DNA testing has proven everything… if only someone will properly report on the facts.

It doesn’t matter if anyone believes me. These are actual FACTS that will be made public at the proper time.



Claire Cruise says:
June 1, 2007 at 7:15 am
Like I said, it does not matter if you do not believe me. In event you do not believe in DNA, everything is ON TAPE for the entire world to see (… when the proper time finally arrives).

It is thanks to the secret technologies employed by the most CRAZY Church of Scientology that embryos were able to be safely removed from MY uterus just one month after being naturally conceived by MY body.

This is how I became the natural biological mother to so many hundreds of babies at such a young age. I naturally conceived my very first baby at age 13 (just prior to my very first menstral period) — that’s almost 30 years ago.

So, go ahead and do the math: 25 years x 12 months = that’s a total of 300 babies!

And this does not include all the many hundreds and thousands of babies they genetically bred by way of my DNA alone. It is my naturally conceived babies that fetch them more money, however.

Of the babies they bred exclusively in the laboratory, the ones they temporarily implanted me with also become f