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8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

heidi2-1The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.


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I Will Take Being Born White Any Day - Thats Worth Much More To Me, #6    

Wow...too bad they don't have porn and lots of neckid wimmen on the Internet - guess I'll just have to buy that issue and pretend.

1900 days ago


TMZ ! I do not come here to hear you talk about nipples, vagina, and ass !

1900 days ago


What is the point of having this woman in the mag in the first place if she ent doing a proper photo shoot? It is a total waste of paper and time. If she ent prepared to pose properly for a mag that is famous for it's naked photo shoot's there is no point her being in it. I am sure Playboy could find a much better replacement for this joke of a woman. I have to agree with a previous comment about Playboy becoming like Maxim. Maxim was once a good men's mag, now it is just awfull. If Playboy are guna start putting in non-nude photo's they will go the same way as Maxim. The women know all about Playboy's history and what the mag is all about. I am suprised that Mr Heffner agreed to this non-nude shoot in the first place. Non-nude photo shoots will mean the end for the Playboy mag. Please scrap this farce and put in pictures of someone else doing a proper shoot. Nothing positive can come out of this for Heidi Montag. This issue will probably be the slowest selling issue of all time, and it will be no suprise. Maybe after Mr Heffner has read and heard about all the complaints over this issue he will not let this happen again. If he values his customers and his mag he will take note. You would also think that this issue would be much cheaper to buy considering you are getting a lot less for your money. A total insult to the Playboy mag's name and the Playboy mag's readers.

1900 days ago


Well, she should be 'beautiful' after all the money spent on breast implants, teeth capped, ryhnoplasty (you know, for that deviated septum everyone seems to have) and plumped lips! Plus let's not forget the spray tan, manicure, pedicure, brazillian wax, hair bleaching/ extensions, fake lashes, brow waxing, oh, and make-up artist to apply her make-up for the photo shoots. Hmm, I think that about covers it. Sooooooo.......

1900 days ago


She has a weird shaped head.
I'll bet she is an alien.
...and no, I don't mean Mexican!

1900 days ago


EWWWWW!!!!! Heidi is the nastiest, mold-covered, piece of dried up ass that ever existed!

1900 days ago


Simone - regarding your comments - you are a complete DUMBASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAC!!!! GET A CLUE!!!!!!!!

1900 days ago


Number 16, your comment seemed very sensible and the things you
said are the truth. Especially about the deviated septum. Hehehe. This type of woman make all kinds of things to
look beautiful in an artificial way.

1900 days ago


Wouldn't expect anything different from her. The sooner the media pays less attention to her the sooner she and spencer go away.

1900 days ago


Number 21, I don't know if you are a man or a woman, but I can say that you don't know what is the meaning of the word class. Sorry, honey. Try to born again!!!! :P

1900 days ago

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

that's totally awesome. finally a woman who has reclaimed her sexuality. and takes showing it as far as she wants to go, and not what someone else expects to see of her. major props!

1900 days ago


I'm tired of these quasi-famous chicks hyping up posing for Playboy for ages, then don't show anything. Heidi, Olivia Munn when is this crap going to end?

1900 days ago

Jack King    

First Olivia Nunn and now Heidi? WTF is going on over at Playboy. Is it run by gay guys now?

1900 days ago


So what's the point of being in Playboy exactly? Those three things are the only reason guys (and probably gay women) open this magazine. Skank.

1900 days ago

kev the realist    

What a waste of time. Does anybody with a brain even care about these 2 idiots. She is slightly dumber than Jesica Simpson nd he is a total moron. They are so last years news. Maybe if TMZ stopped covering these loser wannabees and Hollywood would simply stand up and tell tyhem NO, we think you SUCK, they would simply go back to bagging groceries.

1900 days ago
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