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Heidi Montag

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a Playboy Shoot...

8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


heidi2-1The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

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46.

Lovely Rita    

WTF? Is she covered in mud? The only person uglier than Heidi is her creepy looking husband. Prediction: lowest grossing edition of Playboy EVER.

1843 days ago
47.

smellmyfinger    

forget about Heidi, if you really want to see nude pice (Ashley Greene) go to www.playbimbo.com

1843 days ago
48.

Reece    

Is that not what Maxim is for. And I bet they sell more.

1843 days ago
49.

Rebecca    

So there is good news after all....NO Spencer or his flesh colored beard!!!!!

1843 days ago
50.

Ms Kris    

What a piece of D list trash

No talent, doesn't do anything
So called singing sounds like fingernails on a chalk board

Cashing in on 15 minutes

Put the 2 D listers back on the Today Show & let Al interview them again

OLD NEWS, AL HAS BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS & SPOKE TO THE PRESIDENT ON HIS 1ST DAY IN OFFICE & Dumb a__ didn't know who he was?

COUNTING DOWN THE 15 MINUTES

1843 days ago
51.

ezze    

what will jesus think? typical christian hypocrite

1843 days ago
52.

Politico Pablo    

Have yet to receive this month issue, but the cover shot is probably all you will see of Heidi. The goods are probably dime sized and completely shaved.

1843 days ago
53.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

"Maxim" is exactly right. At least they're honest with what they're selling. Hopefully this will kill off Playboy once and for all with its grossly outdated, sexist, fakey fake plastic cookie cutter models "showing off" nothing at all...

1843 days ago
54.

Matt    

Few things...

#1, this is nothing new. There have been celebs in the past that have done pictorials and not exposed themselves fully nude or nude at all. Olivia Munn did it i think last month. So its not like its something new and this is going to lead to the downfall of Playboy, thats a joke. Playboy will be fine, there will still be a naked Playmate of the Month there and other nude pics in the magazine.

#2, I doubt Kim Kardashian really didn't want to go nude. She does everything for drama or publicity. So since they were filming her show at that time, it made the storyline better if she doesnt want to go nude and then is asked by Hef to have her go nude. She's already had a sex tape and posing for Playboy in the first place just adds to that reputation so she knew she would have to go nude and prob had no problem with it, but it adds an extra 10 mins to the tv show having her think about shooting nude and having a problem with it and having to go back and reshoot.

#3, Why is Playboy even associating themselves with this girl? No one likes them. Her and her loser husband are only famous for being total d-bags and being the punchline of every joke. Not because of any skills they have or because she's hot. She's hardly average. Without the boob job she's below average. And isn't she a hypocrite posing for Playboy yet claiming to be some holy roller?

1843 days ago
55.

Rick    

Did this horsey faced whore get paid in carrots and sugarcubes?

1843 days ago
56.

Rose Lizenberg    

please, PLEASE stop posting about this disgusting skank-biscuit. she is repulsive. her gnome-like "husband" is repulsive. nothing about her is redeeming.

1843 days ago
57.

???????????????????????    

yawn..............................yawn.............fart..............scratch my azz...................really a boring...skanky woman, wheres the homo she married? at some gay bar on his knees in the bathroom...or maybe a at some public toilet bending over?

1843 days ago
58.

Kerry    

Why do we care about this no body and no body man? Don't you have more important people to report on? Maybe if you quit taking her picture she'll fade away like she should. Why is she famous for doing nothing? Please STOP>

1843 days ago
59.

Horhay    

Why even bother posing?

1843 days ago
60.

eb    

SKANKILICOUS!!!

1843 days ago
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