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Heidi Montag

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a Playboy Shoot...

8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


heidi2-1The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

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61.

who the hell    

What is a "Christian" girl doing in playboy dressed or undressed anyway? Oh thats right she is only christian when it suits her. anyway she is the biggest superstar anyway so it don't matter Ha!!!!

1898 days ago
62.

Adam    

I honestly do not believe she doesn't show her ass or nipples. Why in the hell would Playboy pay her $500,000 to do what Maxim does with most celebs who wont get naked. It makes no sense. I for one, do think she is hot, even if she is a nobody. I will just have to wait for the photos to come out and see if they are nude or not.

1898 days ago
63.

Dixie    

35. Of course Spencer will not be in any of the pics. The third part of the agreement is absolutely no ASS shots. He is definitely an ass.

Posted at 5:53AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Nameless

LMFAO!!

1898 days ago
64.

JeffR    

TMZ ! I come here to hear you talk about nipples, vagina, and ass !

1898 days ago
65.

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

Hugh just wasted a bunch of money,she isn't very attractive anyway.she thinks she's it but we know she full of crap,no wonder playboy is losing money

1898 days ago
66.

???????    

US Magazine got a "better" article than yours...'Heidi Claims to Have Had "20-30 Orgasms" in a Single Day' BEAT THAT, TMZ!!!

1898 days ago
67.

jessemosslover    

I wonder how much she had to pay THEM to let her pose for the magazine without actually showing anything?

1898 days ago
68.

jean    

As if we care if men need images to ejaculate off to! The sad thing is the women are fools to pose for this rag,They are NOT empowered ,they are just s image for a Viagra society,nothing more,they need to make themselves in the limelight for a few dollars,that people will forget in a 2 weeks. She should go poll dance with Cyrus!

1898 days ago
69.

Michelle    

Why can't TMZ have a poll as to whether TMZ readers want to see these people on the website anymore. E! did it and they are banned. Can't we do it here too? The more websites/channels that get rid of them, the better the world will be and maybe they will disappear totally.

1898 days ago
70.

northern gypsy    


ok...this piece of work may not have shown her goods...
however...she's a whore...yes...a media whore !!!
she's playing the media...fans...anyone who will pay attention... like a well-tuned fiddle...

1898 days ago
71.

Trish    

What's the point of being in playboy then!??? More like a maxim shoot

1898 days ago
72.

chloe202    

had to laugh at some comments made on here. The way I look at it is that THEY came to her & she told them her rules. THEY accept her rules and did the photo shoots anyway. NOT something I'd do but then my bod isn't 20 something either:) Don't most pick up Playboy for the articles anyway?

1898 days ago
73.

Echo    

I'm confused on why they would want her for playboy in the first place, and then even more confused that anyone would buy that issue...
Now I'm happy that I forgot to renew my bf subscription to playboy, I'll miss the issue that we would have been irritated to receive in the first place. :P
If you won't show any good parts then go pose for Maxim.
She isn't even cute. What a disappointment. lol.

1898 days ago
74.

janalal4    

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S COVERED IN POOH!!!

1898 days ago
75.

Mark    

I was just listening to H & S on a Phoenix radio show. Spencer can give her 20+ O's when they are home together. Both said he is extra large, but would not give out the real measurement. He indicated he had wanted to do a nude playgirl spread, but guess they have folded. This couple sounds so wild and hot.

1898 days ago
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