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Heidi Montag

How to Spoil

a Playboy Shoot...

8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


heidi2-1The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

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76.

Adam    

Post #77 by Jean. Sounds like she is just jealous because she cant get into a magazine like playboy...lol.

1795 days ago
77.

KattyT    

That is the ugliest playboy cover EVER!!!! Not just because i can't stand heidi, it is really just bad!!!!

1795 days ago
78.

Mike Hunt    

Poor old grandpa hefner. He's limp, he's senile, he's desperate and he's become a national laughing stock. Time to put the old boy to sleep...

1795 days ago
79.

Peterson32    

Playboy: No nipples no vagina no ass

Photographer: Done

Playboy: Also no personality no brains

Photographer: Done. That's easy...had you asked for brains and personality now that would have been impossible.

Photographer: Uh oh problem. She disrobed and apparently she's a tranny.

Playboy: Call Eddie Murphy over. No sense letting this go to waste.


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1795 days ago
80.

CAFF    

Someone needs to learn a little basic female anatomy. A "vagina" is internal; I don't think I've ever seen even a glimpse in Playboy (and I've tried!). If you want to use anatomically correct terms, the outside visible part of a woman's crotch is the vulva (not to be confused with that Swedish car).

1795 days ago
81.

Haitiano    


She stated that the small d#ck loser husband of hers gives her 30 orgasms a day!

1st...LET ME LAUGH! (Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)

Of course, he is the one conducting the interview.....

Another laugh....... (Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

2nd...Your 15 minutes of fame is UP!!!!!

A real lady knows how to bow down and make a graceful exit. She does not continue to be seen by posing for Playboy.

1794 days ago
82.

STFU TMZ YOU ARE IDIOTS    

HAHA YOU IDIOTS GET YOUR SPEEDOS AND PANTIES IN A WAD OVER NOTHING! YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU PEOPLE WHO READ TMZ! OH YEA THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT STORY YOU GET SO MAD SHE DIDN"T POSE NUDE OR THAT TMZ ACKNOWLEDGES HER! YOU PEOPLE ARE OF LOW INTELLIGENCE. TMZ GOT YOU SO EASILY! LOL DUMBAZZES!

1794 days ago
83.

Echo    

Speak for yourself butterface.

94. HAHA YOU IDIOTS GET YOUR SPEEDOS AND PANTIES IN A WAD OVER NOTHING! YOU ARE SO DUMB YOU PEOPLE WHO READ TMZ! OH YEA THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT STORY YOU GET SO MAD SHE DIDN"T POSE NUDE OR THAT TMZ ACKNOWLEDGES HER! YOU PEOPLE ARE OF LOW INTELLIGENCE. TMZ GOT YOU SO EASILY! LOL DUMBAZZES!

1794 days ago
84.

Googie    

SHE IS AN ASS!!!!!!

1794 days ago
85.

chasin_the_rush    

Dude she's a joke and Spencer is such a P%&#Y. I saw that hit, she sure has a man that can throw lil Cali boys around. And her issue will be an even bigger joke. Hope Hef knows it's not gonna sell. No one would want to see her naked anyway.......well maybe besides the biggest dork who she continues to hang around. She is just a bag of bones and horse teeth.

1794 days ago
86.

Jill    

Heidi and Spencer? They are what you call white trash with money. Neither of them is very smart (it doesn't take one very long to figure that out) they don't work and why would Playboy stoop to feature someone like Heidi? Who is she anyway? Nobody! No body cares. Both are low class losers and need to work like normal people. Oh and Heidi no one wants to see any part of your body including your plastic face.

1794 days ago
87.

Hope    

The best way to spoil a Playboy Shoot is to put either half of Speidi in it in the first place...

1794 days ago
88.

hate them!    

i hate hedi and spencer and everyone needs to stop paying so much attention to them. they are only famous for being famous, they dont do anything except for be drama queens and freak out about someone taking the labels off hedis shampoo bottles and wear masks to the beach because of swine flu!! its stpid and i dont read playboy but im sure that the point of it is to be showin off her "hot" body. not covering it.

1794 days ago
89.

thaibarhoe    

if she cant show her vagina , i guess that means spencer wont be in any of the photos ! he is the only vagina that drag queen has ! ugh , i cant believe playboy stooped to such a low tabloid chick level ! gross !

1794 days ago
90.

TCYB    

I would scream if I did see her naked.

1794 days ago
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