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Heidi Montag

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a Playboy Shoot...

8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


heidi2-1The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.

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91.

Katy    

A horse is a horse of course of course...

1708 days ago
92.

Lucy    

She is so ugly.. and her photo shoot was a pointless one.. she should have stay in the jungle

1708 days ago
93.

Babs    

Skank.

1708 days ago
94.

Ari Ola    

When I heard she was doing a Playboy spread, I thought that was going to be the position of her legs for the photoshoot! What a disappointment.

1708 days ago
95.

brown shugga    

I wonder what Jesus thinks about her photo shoot?

1708 days ago
96.

Patrick Joseph    

F that bitch!

1708 days ago
97.

cowbulls    

What a sell out Playboy. Either show two of the three forbidden areas or find another model.

1708 days ago
98.

bam.    

Lamest interview/playboy shoot to date. They're right though. All this attention (negative or positive) is only fueling their fame. They don't have a single talent other than being media-whores. Famous for nothing.

1708 days ago
99.

Michell    

This girl is soooo annoying...and so is her man!!! Who cares about these two!?!?!

1707 days ago
100.

anonymous    

can't stand them. She is a bleach blonde moron and he is just a tool!

1707 days ago
101.

Malibu Barbie    

How did Hef EVER let this happen! Holly would not of gone along with such dreadful pictures.......terrible, & dreadful.....Spidee are last year it is over for them.................pleezeeezzze

1706 days ago
102.

King-of-Ireland    

Too bad Playboy no longer shows the idealistic female body types in artistic, sexy, and dignified nude photography. It really was a cool magazine for a while, but it's really been a yawner these past few years.

Who is Heidi Montag anyway? She looks like a horse. And what is her body covered in on the cover of the magazine? Mud? Poo?

Don't worry guys, if Heidi is that famous, she'll eventually have a sex tape,a nipple slip, or a paparazzi upskirt shot which will be completely free to see on numerous sites on the internet.

1702 days ago
103.

Fuck Celebrities    

"No nipples, no vagina, no ass."?

No point.

522 days ago
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