Madonna Punishes the Ocean with her Shoulders

1. Looks furry under those heinous pits. She is reliving her younger hairier days.

Posted at 10:42AM on Aug 18th 2009 by todaysmybirthday

2. Oh, those arms are hideous!! Lighten up on those Pilates babe.

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 18th 2009 by janalal4

3. She is just nasty looking! EWWW GAIN WEIGHT!!!

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 18th 2009 by &*$

4. Can someone tell me why she's wearing that basketball outfit to swim in? Oh wait, is it to shield our eyes from seeing Skeletor in a bathing suit? Good call... good call

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 18th 2009 by The Source

5. Jumping into the water, she's now literally an old seahag.

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Seahag

6. Well there you have it: Jesus is gay. Madonna is turning male. The happy couple.

Posted at 11:00AM on Aug 18th 2009 by rcdjtroo7

7. I think Madonna has great arms for a woman of her age! She is ripped! She looks good to me-people just need to stop hating on her. They hate her cuz they aint Her! LOL!

Posted at 11:07AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Sherri

8. She looks awful, MUCH older than 51. Oh those stringy arms!!! Her "boyfriend" looks like her son or grandson. Wise up and stop making fools of yourselves. It's soooooo embarrassing.

Posted at 11:06AM on Aug 18th 2009 by janicebyrne01

9. LIKE A STURGEON

Posted at 11:09AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Seahag's Balls

10. Sherri ... sounds like you want those hairy underarms wrapped tightly around you.

Posted at 11:11AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Mary Larkin

11. Is it me, or does she look like Carrot Top in her close up?

Posted at 11:13AM on Aug 18th 2009 by dee

12. Cool...good for her...at least she is having fun...it is her life.

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 18th 2009 by DEDE

13. What's the guy's name? Jesus Louise? What's up with that? LOL!

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Winsome Davis III

14. Is that Carrot Top????

Posted at 11:37AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Canuckster

15. Is that Carrot Top???

Posted at 11:31AM on Aug 18th 2009 by Canuckster