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Madonna Punishes the Ocean with her Shoulders

8/18/2009 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wearing her self-titled team uniform/bathing suit, Madonna continued celebrating her 51st birthday by taking her jack-diesel shoulders for a dip off a boat in Italy yesterday.

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Madge's Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz watched to make sure her buff, veiny arms stayed afloat.

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46.

Cinner    

She is just entirely a shade of dead besides looking like a twear dude. And what's up with the hairy pits. She looks terrible...just awful.

1830 days ago
47.

Cinner    

I meant she looks like a TWEAKER dude.

1830 days ago
48.

rico    

beef jerky.

1830 days ago
49.

Rick Astley    

Is that carrot top?

1828 days ago
50.

Bob    

Madonna has been 'famous' for 25 years. She took the world by storm,and did so on HER terms.To be brief-I'lljust say:She was ever sexy and beautiful.Maybe too much so; how could ANYONE stay at the absolute highest one can go in terms of mass appeal? In most of the public's eyes,there is only one way to go: DOWN. One last thing: ever think she doesn't care what we think? As long as she is cool w/ who she is is what matters.

1822 days ago
51.

demiixbabyyy    

lmfaooo.

1820 days ago
52.

Karly    

Madonna could NOT look any worse. She needs to fire her hairdresser, fire her plastic surgeon, fire the person that picked out that ridiculous basketball uniform for her since it should only be worn by a real basketball player or an eight year old boy pretending to be one, and most of all, she needs to go to a psychologist and find out why she cannot stop working out in the gym until she has no body left but stringly muscles and exaggerated veins. Awful! She looks 70.

1817 days ago
53.

JEVAS    

Só Jesus traz felicidade, olha a cara de alegria da Madonna!!hehehehe

1431 days ago
54.

TDoujin    

She's out for her birthday going for a swim looking genuinely happy and all you ***gots can say is how ugly she looks. Die in a fire.

1274 days ago
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