TMZ's Moustache Madness Contest -- WINNER!

1. Kid looks like a Future Murderer.....

Posted at 3:17PM on Aug 25th 2009 by Biff

2. Bogus, dude, it's not even a real moustache. Total disrespect to true moustache afficianados.

Posted at 3:48PM on Aug 25th 2009 by Bobo Frog

3. Bozo..You're Jealous Because the Kid is Cute!!

Posted at 4:15PM on Aug 25th 2009 by FSRFAN19

4. His mother should have stuck with blow jobs. That kid is hideous.

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 25th 2009 by BJ

5. why is it whenever there is a contest, most times anyway, that a kid is in, the kid almost always wins? even on funny home videos, if its between a kid video and two ROFL videos, it seems like the kid one always wins

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 25th 2009 by i'm just saying

6. Yayyy!
This kid is cute!

:D

Posted at 5:26PM on Aug 25th 2009 by Andrea.

7. hmmmm...looks like a product from one of the southern states....

Posted at 6:04PM on Aug 25th 2009 by Shayne

8. hes so cute but at the same time hes looking creepy

Posted at 7:44PM on Aug 25th 2009 by anayeli

9. That kid looks like accused serial wife killer Drew Peterson... This kid's parents need help... They actually gave TMZ this picture of their kid like they are proud???

Posted at 8:56PM on Aug 25th 2009 by Lori in Chicago

10. BJ, don't be sad your mother didn't love you. It's not your fault. Well, yeah, it probably is, but still. Face the facts that you are a waste of space. And Lori in Chicago, if you ever find someone blind or stupid enough to make children with you, you will understand that kids do some funny stuff, and parents DO enjoy showing that off. I don't expect someone with such limited intelligence to understand, but if you put down the twinkies, I bet you will be able to focus a little better. Unlike you two LOSERS, I have enough common sense and compassion (look it up, I'm certain you don't know what it is), to not judge a person by a picture. Canaan is an AWESOME kid who most certainly already outshines anything either of you morons have done, and he's only two. So, consider TRYING to be a little more considerate the next time you decide to comment on a picture. OK? GREAT! THANKS!!

Posted at 10:05AM on Aug 26th 2009 by Lindsey

11. By the way, BJ, I'm pretty sure Lori has PLENTY of moustache you can borrow for next time they have this contest. Maybe once you hit puberty it'll come in naturally, but I really doubt it! Don't be jealous you didn't win!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:06AM on Aug 26th 2009 by Lindsey

12. RE: #10 - Posted at 10:05AM on Aug 26th 2009 by Lindsey

Lindsey, I apologize. It was very insensitive of me to make that comment and I feel bad if I hurt your feelings. The kid is cute, you are right, "kids do some funny stuff". I wasn't really dissing your kid, I was dissing Drew Peterson... TMZ - Please remove my comment if you can. I realize that if I don't have anything nice to say, I shouldn't say anything at all... I never intended to upset anyone. I don't get upset about anyone's comments about me, unless they are true. So the only part of your comment that bothered me was my "lack of compassion", because I do have compassion. The rest is untrue. I am guilty of being inconsiderate, that's all.

Posted at 10:18PM on Aug 28th 2009 by Lori in Chicago