Donald Trump -- Missed a Spot

Straight from the Willie Wonka School Of Real Estate!

Ooompa Doompa Doompadee Doo...
I've Got A Hair Do Waiting For You!

NOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH THRUMPSTER...........

Yikes!

For a man with a ton a money he sure could use a good facialist and eye brow trimmer.

4. For a man with a ton a money he sure could use a good facialist and eye brow trimmer.

Posted at 12:38AM on Aug 28th 2009 by wow

Was JUST going to point that out myself; especially with the eyebrows. Maybe he's pruning them to be a comb-up-and-over as his hairline recedes...:D

smug capitalist ;p ....those really look like the lips from that conan skit

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

When will folk EVER learn? Orange you're glad this isn't your mug? He clearly doesn't spend a dime on manscaping. And just what are those other white splotches across his face?

Eyebrow trimmer? Hell, he needs a WeedWhacker!!

everybody looks bad in a photo that close up

His mortician could have done a better job with his make-up

Hey TMZ here's some real news...The Trump golf course/resort is is danger of going up in flames right now. There is a serious brush fire in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA and is only a few miles away from the Trump resort. How about reporting some real news for a change instead of using a microscope on this man's skin.

Does Donald Duck own a mirror? Fake tans are called fake, because they look FAKE!!! Geez, and that mouth of his... reminds me of a blowfish, I cannot understand how any woman could kiss those nasty lips! Oh wait... he has money.

raccoon-eyed? What kinda critter does he wear on his head?

What does the gorgeous Melania see in this old man? Oh wait, his banks full of dollars. Yeh, even if and when they divorce, for a much younger model, she'll probably live like Royalty for the rest of her life.
But yeah, his face looks like a well done pancake! What a mess!

You know why he's painting the color of his skin?
Because he's a ZOMBIE!

100% TRUE INTERNET FACT!

Now that its been posted online, it MUST be true.
Mmm-Hmm.