
The 30-year-old Mr. Ashlee Simpson managed to stay poised while holding adorable son Bronx at a Starbucks in L.A. on Tuesday.
Which is no small feat when you're wearing guyliner and skinny jeans.

Fail! He's not even wearing eyeliner. Eyeliner on guys is sexy anyway. Well, if it's the right guy and done the right way. I've seen some that just shouldn't have even tried. *Shutter*
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