NY Socialite -- Beast?

9/11/2009 2:15 AM PDT
Here's reupholstered New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein, 69, at an event in Beverly Hills on Wednesday (left) -- and actor Ron Perlman as Vincent on the '80s TV series "Beauty and the Beast" (right).

One of them willingly paid someone to make them look like this.

We're just sayin'.