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Jerry Seinfeld Takes a Swing at the Yankees

9/15/2009 5:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

There's no crying in baseball -- and according to Jerry Seinfeld, there shouldn't be any designated hitters either.

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The notorious Mets fan was at Chateau Marmont last night, where he couldn't resist taking a shot at the Yankees ... and every other pitcher who never picks up a bat.

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16.

Yummy    

Ok so the best way I have found to transport the fresh smell of a fart to your nostrils is also quite amusing. When I have REALLY BAD GAS, i get some GOOD bubble gum chewed up. Then, i take of my pants and aim my naked ass up in the air. I pancake my wad of bubble gum and adhere it to all the but hairs around my anus. Then I have blastoff. I make a baloon. Now, most people only get to enjoy a fart with 2 senses, maybe even 3 if they are lucky. Not me. I get all 5. I can see my fart, smell my fart, taste it when I rechew the gum, hear the fart rip real fierce like, and touch it via baloon. It was my sheer genius that discovered this. If you really dig on farts and have a flatuence fascination, I suggest using my fart ballon method. Just imagine, you can flavor the wet fart to match whatever you choose to chew. Its quite exciting. You havent lived till you stuck a fart in your mouth and popped it out your nostrils. Its the inverted, "inverted sniff" Enjoy!

1802 days ago
17.

whynot    

WTF Yummy? I'm flabberGASsed. What is wrong with you?

1802 days ago
18.

gene yuss    

23. WTF Yummy? I'm flabberGASsed. What is wrong with you?


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dude must be on ASSid

1802 days ago
19.

Dan    

The AL isn't a real league. Pitchers need to bat too.

1802 days ago
20.

FO REAL    

GOOOOOO YANKESS...SCREW HIM

1802 days ago
21.

sw    

I missed the boat on this one, i'll never understand what was so great about Jerry or his show. oh well

1802 days ago
22.

shuffler    


"Can you make it out to me?"
"Ah, no thanks, that's good"

Then seeing the guy's face..
Hilarity.
Gotta set your limits.

1802 days ago
23.

In My Own Words    

Hey Jerry... I don't follow your career because I don't think your funny. The Yankees stats are: 93-53. The Mets stats are: 63-82. You suck and so do the Mets. I guess everyone can see who's going into the play-offs and who's not. Enough said.

1802 days ago
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