Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

9/17/2009 2:00 AM PDT

Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

Where to begin?!?



1) Smiling whilst performing hard labor for beating your girlfriend is generally considered bad form.

2) Felons convicted of assault aren't ideal candidates for wielding a hand saw.

3) Employing the services of a private bodyguard seems like overkill when police have it covered.

4) Brown is using his third-wheel bodyguard to promote the T-shirts he's been twittering about. We didn't know billboards were allowed in Richmond.