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Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

9/17/2009 2:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Where to begin?!?

Chris Brown: What's Wrong with This Photo?

1) Smiling whilst performing hard labor for beating your girlfriend is generally considered bad form.

2) Felons convicted of assault aren't ideal candidates for wielding a hand saw.

3) Employing the services of a private bodyguard seems like overkill when police have it covered.

4) Brown is using his third-wheel bodyguard to promote the T-shirts he's been twittering about. We didn't know billboards were allowed in Richmond.

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