We were wrong.

The Presidential wannabeen's daughter went to Mr. Chow this weekend with the one and only Tila Tequila -- who proclaimed Meghan was her new "girlfriend."
John would be so proud.

Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…