Tom Cruise -- Always a Step Ahead

First!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me, he is the most gorgeous man on earth!!!!!!!!! I love Tom Cruise!!!!!!! The synomym of perfection!!!!!!!!!

Why the hell is she running in jeans?

It's easy to sprint when Xenu is chasing you.

Katie, you're running the wrong direction girl! Throw it in reverse, turn around and run like the wind, grab Suri on your way.
Then don't stop or look back, ever.

I personally think she should run through the drive through at McDonalds and get herself a Big Mac Meal! She needs to pack on a few pounds if you ask me. She is beginning to look like Mary Kate back in her anorexic days.

F**k Tom Cruise - a major a**hole, ever since the Matt Lauer interview. Just my opinion - and the opinion of millions of other people, it seems.

Katie is running in the wrong direction. Make a break for it while you can, Katie!

WOW! She's got a horrible figure--big hips!!

Big hips? omfg, I hate you dumb pieces of fecal matter.

He seems to have a lot of hair for his age.

balls

Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?
Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Tell my why Tom Cruise in the clsoet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too.
Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet!
But then I calm myself down, and I pull out my gun!
If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out the closet, I'm gonna cap this biiitch!

Look at the roll of fat across his middle. Eww. And all the hair. I bet his back is hairy too.

Tom has 50 year old woman calves.