The Return of the Hoff

1. He's a dinkus.

Posted at 3:12PM on Oct 10th 2009 by troublebunny

2. HELL YEAH! ALLEDGDLY

Posted at 3:13PM on Oct 10th 2009 by J R8k

3. David,

You are looking so good these days! Im even suspecting a little botox, not that there is anything wrong with that...you still got it going on, always have the best smile! I wish you could sweep me off my feet, Im only 38 and a fairly attractive spanish cutie pie..Let me know!! LOL

Posted at 3:18PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Lulu

4. The hospitals in London are used to this (as well as the Hoff's liver) and it is nothing for them to treat alcohol overdoses and binges....also.....1200MG of valerian root after you drink helps too!

Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 10th 2009 by publisher

5. How does he do it...look at him, he's BLOATED!

Posted at 3:23PM on Oct 10th 2009 by hOW?

6. He's bloated from the booze and looks bad.

Posted at 3:25PM on Oct 10th 2009 by JANE

7. Who are you kidding, fresh as the day he was born??? Did you ever see him in his soap opera days? He needs to learn to accept that those days are gone. He isn't unattractive, but he sure doesn't look "fresh as the day he was born"!

Posted at 3:32PM on Oct 10th 2009 by wendy

8. I SEE TMZ HASN'T RETURNED WITH A RESPONSE YET AS TO WHY THEY REFERRED TO USHER'S WIFE AS HIS BABY MAMA. funny they've never called Kate Gosselin Jon's baby mama or any other married white woman for that matter.

Posted at 3:31PM on Oct 10th 2009 by yessir

9. Gotta love the Hoff! Let the haters say what they want but i'd rather see this guy any day over Miley, Kanye, the Gosselins, etc.

Posted at 3:32PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Vicki

10. I just LOVE LOVE LOVE the Hoff.

Stop picking on him, you little effeminate legal ass.

Posted at 3:34PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Harvey sucks (literally)

11. This is one person that will continue to get TMZ coverage for his ongoing denial for apparent alcoholic dependency. It may be many years of the same coverage from his drunken stupors. I just hope to hell he has some sense while drunk, not to ever drive. He in fact, may be what is considered a functional alcoholic. Perhaps one day for his children's sake, he will go cold turkey and never touch a drop for the rest of his life. Alcohol, for millions of people, has ruined many a happy family life. Best to never drink at all. If you can't have a good time in your life without booze, then you should consider your heading in the dependency path.

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Jomica Man

12. I'm getting sick of this idiotic site. It used to have really gossipy news. Now it just keeps slamming people over and over for no reason. Harvey, I'm going to stop viewing this sickening site and let Telepictures and AOL know how I feel!

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Fed up

13. Where has all the good gossip gone, long time paaasssing...

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Faithless_Haze

14. LOL...cause he probably don't remember a thing he did.

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 10th 2009 by Joann

15. Does anyone actually have like the bill to the hospital? and not his crazy ex wife's account as things happen.

Posted at 3:46PM on Oct 10th 2009 by dawn