David Hasselhoff Doggy Ventriloquist?

Move over Cesar Milan, there is a new Dog Whisperer on the block -- and his name is David Hasselhoff.

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We caught up with The Hoff and his daughter Hayley in Malibu yesterday -- and while we wanted to talk about David's recent troubles in London, he just wanted to talk ... through his dog.

Perfectly normal.